dumpster fire

pleek... pleek... twt: @jenoscix

[best-of-inspirobot]

[It’s possible to be both a gangster and a husband]

[wildhannimal]

[kaijutegu]

I got distracted putting away groceries and SOMEBODY took advantage.

[kaijutegu]

Remorseless! A remorseless, shameless thief!

[kaijutegu]

She put herself in prison and then passed out

[silvermarmot]

Her belly is full and her heart unburdened by guilt. Perfect time for a nap.

[silly-jellyghoty]

Oh, being a tegu sleeping in a basket after ravaging a whole box of blueberries

[cadaverkeys]

boys will be boys.

[biscuitjams-deactivated20210703]

audio on

[scope-dogg]

Why is it that Brits monopolize all the mockery for shitty cooking when Americans are doing shit like this

[mr-deep-downer]

yankee imperialism is eternal

[gone-elsewhere-see-ya-soon-deac]

>when Americans are doing shit like this >yankee imperialism

>Chefclub is a French group >the Lay’s bags are literally in French

[biscuitjams-deactivated20210703]

this is by far the funniest addition to this post and all the other ones can go home

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

this must be what people in china and new zealand feel like looking at american news. solved the problem here but totally helpless to stop it elsewhere

[curiouslyodd]

Human Pet Guy does not only believe that wood was a material completely unknown to the Romans, he also believes that every single Roman lived in varying levels of mini-Colosseums.

[lanahelpedmeescapethepsychward]

lmao

[conceptchan]

[metallicmauve]

[consolation-deactivated20161214]

me selling my wares from the forest

[pokemon-memes]

5 year old me standing outside my parents’ room at 3 am, telling them i threw up or i cant sleep

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[sweetsicks]

Bro where are you from

In there

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[stjeffofthenorth-deactivated202]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

“Just give it to me straight-how many did we lose?”

“None but we gained a Kyle.”

[un-caffe-per-favore]

@pipewrench-scratch

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

As opposed to Poland who conscripted a literal bear

[ki-adi-money]

Imagine transferring into a unit and a bear just walks by carrying a case of explosives.

[supernovagal-deactivated2013050]

no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me

[itwasntrainingyet]

[memegod]

[theedemaruh]

*seductively flips leg hair*