Imagine sucking Bruce's bat juice out his dick in the batmobile as he's going 90 mph down the freeway one hand gripping the wheel the other shoving me down onto his c0ck 😋
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Imagine sucking Bruce's bat juice out his dick in the batmobile as he's going 90 mph down the freeway one hand gripping the wheel the other shoving me down onto his c0ck 😋
He’s so slay
Dimitri Antonov
He loo at you through prison bars. You were beautiful yet your haggard appearence make him sad. zyou Should be treated as QUEEN, not prisoner. He want save you form this Hell…. HE knows you deserve more than the cell you are Tarped in….
One day you eatinhg gruel goo on prison floor when he see you…. “It breaks his heart to see the love of his life being treated like so, as if she meaningingless person with no meaning, he would treat you right, he would treat you like queen, QUEEN OF HIS HEART>……
So hea leab orison and go to Church where he kee p the penut butt and he grab can… He rerurn to you in prsion, where you sit on cot in cell with scratchy blanket, he look at throu bar. “Here mein schits,” he sat hadning you open can of Spaghetti-o’s. “Oh my tafavorite,” You said. “Thanks, but i dont trust russians”
“You came trtut ME…” hee repply.
“Hm…. ok.” You take can of sphagetti and eat it when he pulls out fork gi ve it to you too
You eat eagerly not having eating much sinee your visit hiere.
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CoD Headcanon: You are eating breakfast (avocado toast with poached egg adn sprinkle of salt with a cafe au lait) when you start choking on your food
Inspired by my breakfast this morning :)
Imagine you are in your kitchen, eating breakfast before your 10 hour shift at ALDI. Life is hard, God must hat e youi because you start chockeinh on u food. Avocado, egg, and dry bread coalesce into food mass in your esophagouse blovking off your supply of air. No sound comes from you as you look desperately at Soap for help. But he busy playing Animal Crossing, fishing trying to get the cilocanhth fish but he doesnt realize its not the right time. He only knows something is wrong when your plate falls to the ground as you gesticukate wildy ] . When he ses you choking he jump up and run to youru side, tackling you to ground and wrapping his strong arms around you. He performs the Heinrich maneuvers as he try to save you from chickin g. He lpull you into his strong and hardened body. You can feel his firm muscles against your back. Even though you are in despeation situatins you cant help but spoon at the thiuught of hum holding you. He pounded your chest with his fisted hands, applying pressure to your lower chest cavities, the pressure forcing trhe glob of food up and out of your moth. It flies 400 centimeters and lands on kitchen floor. You can breath again. He saved you. The two of you play animal crossing for the rest of the afternoon. (you take a mental health day after your harroeiing brush with death and Soap agrees you need self-care). Tne wing,
CoD Headcanons: How they Act when You don't Look both Way when crossing Street and Vehicle is Coming at You
I was inspired by something that happen to me today when I go to store
Phillip Grapes
Phillip was in his Lifted truck driving 80 MPH down the road when you were crossing Street holing Grocerie. Including Eggs and Avocado. For tonights toast dinner. You looked up at sund of cunty music blasting and saw the red white and blue vehicle flying toward you, you droped paper bag, eggs and toast crawshing to floor. Suddenly LOUD SCREECH!!! fill ears. as Philly come to a stop. HE ohped out of the truck, his truck ballz swinging as he slamed it shut. He stomp over to you about to yell whemn…… he see your beauty, his eye go es wide. H is speehless. snd loo at u. with LIST (see Gif above) He stoppe down and pick up egg adn avicadphillip jro anf tostred. “Hey babe, wanna come to me bbq 2nite?” Hr say? ]’the wife kkifds, sclottish hubnk and David plus the kids (clownius, Amberleigh Lynn, and Phillp jr will all be there.” You. aceept. “Ok.” and both of you go into lifty virile and masculine Dodge Ram F150 Tundra Truvk with 40 inch double wheels and over head lights on truck. (Phillip love he truck named “Liberty”} sp yuo jolined the Grapes cklan at the beach where BBQ was. held around bone fire. And 9 molnths latwser you pregnant with Philipa baby grl Grapes. The family invvciged you tol live in theuir mansion with them, 5 stories wiht lots of land. You join afamily (y/n) Grapes. Phillip dad show you his coin collection.
PART 2 Comign soon.
Part For of Vladimir's Makarov Headdcanon Imagine
Fic title: VIOLENT end (do not steel)
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 4 / Part 4
Here is the Conjugal Visit
Vladimir goes to prison for his various crimes
It is a barren and soulless place where dreams go to die. This is where your lover and father of your three kids wastes away in a cell. The cell itself is dank and wet. He contracts pneumonia and has a hacking cough that leaves him breathless and light-headed.
Vladimir was top dog in prison. He was boss. The inmates knew his name and feared even the sound of it. The sight of him walking down cooridores caused one man to have heart attack suddenly.
Today you bist your man. in prison
Violent Ends.
A Vladimir Makarov x Reader story.
”You dare to disrespect me?” His voice is a low growl. Rarely does he ever use it on you. It sends a shiver up and then down your spine. You feel a tingle deep within your core. An ache. One only he could fulfill.
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Vladimir Makarov HeadCannon Imagines
Part 4, but you don't have to read Part 1 and Part 2 to understand.
Description: Vladimir takes you on vacation to Ibiza.
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The sun sets once more, this time on a foreign land. You're standing on the balcony of Vladimir's new house, which overlooks a small beach.
The air is still and quiet, the only sound being the gentle lapping of water against the shore. You look over at Vladimir, who is sitting on a lounge chair with a book in his hands.
"Vladdy," you say softly, "are you enjoying your holiday?"
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Vladimir Makarov Headcannon Imagines Part 2
A continuation of part 1 but you don't have to read the last one to understand what's going on. Thanks for reading!
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The mansion is a sprawling Gothic estate nestled in the wooded hills of St. Petersburg. Each room filled with elegant furnitures and beautiful artwork. The mansion has the feel of a grand Russian palace, complete with rich tapestries and a grand staircase.
A Kylo Ren piece, just cos I was in the mood to draw something angsty. Maybe I’ve also fallen into the well of Star Wars content, who is to say for certain 🤔 Pen drawing with digitally added colouring.
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❄️ Christmas Warfare ❄️
Description:
You leave behind your homeland in search of safety. You find what you're looking for, but the past always catches up with us in the end.
Your choices have consequences no matter what. Neutrality is not an option.
You must confront your demons before they wreak havoc on those you love.
Word Count: 1,894
Tags & Warnings: Eventual smut, slow burn, eventual group activities 😋, eventual everyone x reader, eventual angst, hurt/comfort, eventual character death. Other characters will make an appearance later!
Chapters: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] (more to come)
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❄️ Chapter 1: Christmas Cheer ❄️
You passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest, through the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops, and then you walked through the London Underground where you eventually made your way onto the nearest military base. The exterior of the base was a bleak place, with absolutely no Christmas decorations to be seen. Even the gently falling snow didn't inspire Christmas cheer in your forlorn soul. You thought of your home, the North Pole, with its brilliant Candy Cane Spires, Chocolate Rivers, and Marshmallow Mountains, and a wave of nostalgia engulfed you, causing you to shiver as you made your way towards the entrance of the base. Your elf outfit did little to protect from the harsh cold, your exposed skin erupting in goosebumps. You wrapped your arms around your waist to protect yourself from the unabating elements, but it was no use. Even elves fell victim to the chill of winter.
"Hey!" called a voice, startling you. You turned around to see a hulking figure approaching you. The gun gripped in his hands did not startle you so much as the horrifying skull mask adorning his face. "What're you doin' here?! Civilians aren't allowed on base…" Suddenly he trailed off, his dark eyes roving over your figure, coming to a stop at some point beyond your head. "What the bloody hell…" he breathed, seeming to be in disbelief. "I don't believe my eyes… an elf..?"
Just then, your world flipped upside down as your knees suddenly collapsed beneath you. You blinked, and suddenly you were looking up at the gray sky above, the birds in the distance becoming blurry as you lost consciousness.
The last thing you heard before the darkness engulfed you was a shout of, "Bollocks!"
Vladimir Makarov Headcannon Imagines
This is dedicated to those who wanted me to write a Vladimir makarov story 💋
Vladimir is a traditional man. He shows his woman respect
He demands respect from you, too, however
If you disrespect him, it’s like a fun game for him
He gets to punish you
He makes sure the punishment is not only fun for him, but fun for you as well
Everything is consensual between you
And he also likes when you’re on top… though he never emit it…
Vladimir take you on dates to expensive restauraunts. You can order whatever you want