Dec 1, 2025
Clark is at work, he and the other journalists are in the middle of meeting with Perry when his phone pings with a message. Apologizing, Clark takes a little peek, maybe it’s important. When he sees what it is, he almost flies out through the roof into space, because Bruce just sent him a photo of himself fingering his batussy.
"E-excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom."
He's gone for only five minutes, but that's plenty of time for him to fly to Wayne Manor and punish Bruce for his behavior by pounding his brilliant brains out.
