Time flies when you're having pun.

I put the laughter in manslaughter. I survived the mishapocalypse. Currently in the market for a new hyperfixation 👌 Shrek is love, shrek is life.

[anxietyproblem]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[cctinsleybaxter]

Please please please

[cctinsleybaxter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Tumblr:

[cynicalclassicist]

That's social media for you!

[thememedaddy]

[liberalsarecool]

Capitalism kills.

Republicans deregulating kills.

Anti-prevention reactionary ignorance kills.

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[tzikeh]

...*sigh*

*taps mic*

[guerrillatech]

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[theconcealedweapon]

[feministism]

[guerrillatech]

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[leafcrunch]

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

[maidthings]

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon