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DID CN JUST

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Here’s my Totally On-Time Vine Compilation™

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All my favs in one compilation for once

#VINE

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@the-entire-furry-fandom likes to talk about the music she is playing in audiosurf without pausing the game

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i know even less about drawing motorcycles than i do about everything else

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this is so good holy shit thank you

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Jonathan Mathiasen.

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every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday

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might as well tell the story behind that

so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way), i text my mom: “hey, can you ask dad would like for his birthday?”

her response is “well he really likes your animals, why don’t you draw (our real-life dog) in that style?”

now bear in mind my mom doesn’t get what i do, or my dad for that matter, so i figure that she doesn’t understand the ramifications of that suggestion. she doesn’t quite see how slapping two hands and a pair of breasts on our real-life dog would be fucking weird. but note also that it was a suggestion that she came up with, not him, so i reply:

“can you just ask him yourself”

she responds “i was just giving you an idea, why don’t you ask him”

“he never texts”

“i will tell him to text you”

and that brings us to

so the lesson is, my mom knows my dad’s tastes much better than i do

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It’s mobile millennials vs. mid-size cars with midlife crises in Disney-Pixar’s next movie, Cars 3, the second sequel in the billion-dollar franchise, skidding into theaters this June. If you caugh…