Beowulf's Lair

I talk about stuff that comes to mind, and whatever else. I don't bite unless you're into that sort of thing.

[fr-ozmathegreat]

This-is-my-2000th-post on this blog and also-I’m-kinda-feeling-down GIVEAWAY

Yech, long title but w/e~*~

I need something to cheer myself up sooo I’ve got these two holiday familiars I’m gonna be giving away to make myself feel better! All you have to do is reblog this post with ur username and # and you’re entered - that’s it! Don’t have to be following me or anything :) I don’t care if you keep them or sell them or regift them that’s all totally your choice if you win them

I’ll use a randomizer to pick out the winner, and I’ll be ending this tomorrow when I wake up, so get in when you can :)

yeah, that’s it! May the odds be ever in your favor, and all that jazz

[spiffy-person-blog]

spiffyperson #29945

[leagueofdraaagons-blog]

LeagueOfDraven #21935

[pastprologue-fr]

Memoryalpha #34767

[kiterising]

monet #20791 c: thank you; feel better soon! < 3

[2003hondapilot]

[shaniae]

hipster-queen:

Here’s my final for my Time Arts class. I wrote a comic about my Kenyan sand boa, Boo. 

THIS IS ADORABLE

[beowulfslair]

KSBs are adorablest

[beowulfslair]

OPPAN GUNDAM STYLE

No what are you talking about I'm totally not reviving a year-old meme cause I heard this song on my playlist today and the first thing I thought of was chibi Gundam dancing. THERE'S EVEN ANIMALS AND EVERYTHING IT'S PERFECT.

please someone who's better at art than I draw this into happening.

[elusdragons]

More scrying workshop fun with ripple. o3o

[clan-khuleborough]

HOLY FUCK, FEMALE SNAPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ♥

[beowulfslair]

gee elus that green and black Imp girl sure looks fab! ^^

[realsocialskills]

saturniidaenightfever replied to your post“Anonymous asked realsocialskills: I’m physically disabled, and it…”

As an able bodied person, I am never certain when/if it’s appropriate to bring it up. I don’t want to...

[beowulfslair]

TL;DR BE NICE. But seriously, dunno if I can really say I've run into this before, but damn it's good life advice. 

[claudeish-blog]

There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles. 

[kuvirametalbender]

SOURCE 

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS

[beowulfslair]

Fucking fuckity fuck shit fuck THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS LIKE HEALTH-CARE PROGRESS. THE MEASLES VACCINE HAS BEEN A THING FOR AGES THIS IS A DISEASE WE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYMORE.

[markrosewater]

Would you guys ever do a supplemental set that "mattered" to the storyline of the standard legal expansions? Say a supplemental set that showed what the phyrexians have been up to while we've been away. Even if it was just told through the flavor of the cards.

Possibly. Is this something you guys/gals/people would like?

[beowulfslair]

MY INNER VORTHOS IS SCREAMING SO HARD RIGHT NOW YES DO THE THING MARO. Fun fact, if you read this MaRo, we share the same birthday. 

[sadojimasdragons]

first dergin blog giveaway are u ready

-1xboon of fertility

-1xwater sprite

-1xearth sprite

-100xgems

mbf me!! reblogs w/ur name and lair id owo (finishes on the 13th!!)

[beowulfslair]

Vhyxalas #38541 w00t. 

[breedabettadragon-blog]

:D 

Reblog with your username and ID. One winner. Three breedchange scrolls. Must be following me. Go.

[flightofdargons]

Shanti, 8150

[ruderising]

Rude #34586

[sitka-fr]

Sitka #26029 ouo

[beowulfslair]

vhyxalas #38541 omg <3

[clanheart]

Raptor sketches!

[beowulfslair]

ooooh me likey. More feather crests n tail feathers! :D

[theinvisikid]

Bet they still give themselves raises for accomplishing nothing. #MinimumWage #Politics #Senate #Congress

[beowulfslair]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE R'S, LOOK AT THEM GO. Also Harry Reid because he's a pretty terrible person. Thank god no names from my state or I'd have to leave. 

also, FUCK THOSE PEOPLE, FUCK EVERYTHING, WE NEED A FUCKING WAGE BOOST AND FUCK ALL YOU ALL'S 6-FIGURE SALARIES THIS DOESN'T EVEN AFFECT YOU YOU SHITHEADS.

*ahem* sorry, needed that out of my system. As an archaeology=major college student, this is a touchy issue. Sorry for putting politics on my bloge, I try not to, but this is just uuugh. 

[fr-stockexchange]

Praise your Almighty Invisible-ness! I know you must be quite busy going about your invisible business keeping track of the multitude of things that exist in our market, but perhaps is there a chance of you starting to track skins as well? Just the higher-end ones, of course--certainly the Light festival ones, as well as other hot commodities like the Kickstarters and rarer festival ones. As a skin trader sitting on a large hoard of such materials, if would be most helpful knowing when to sell.

Skins are a can of worms (wyrms?) I am hesitant to get into. There are just so many of them! So many more things to search for in the AH. And I’m not familiar with the market. The Kickstarter ones would move as infrequently as all the other Kickstarter items, so I could possibly add those to the KS item tracker, but I (and possibly also my informants) don’t keep up with KS skin sales as closely as the familiars and apparel.

As for the Festival skins… There are just so many, that’s the main problem. Tracking 2 items per festival (and, come June, 4 items per festival SIGH) is feasible, but when there’s like 8-ish skins for every festival??/ Math! Maybe if I were to just pick one skin at random… (or would it be better to choose one chest…?) That could still be indicative of the market, but again, I’m not very familiar with the skin market.

I’m open to discussing this with people who know more about skins, anyway!

[beowulfslair]

There actually aren't as many skins that I'd consider high-end enough to track prices on, and they tend to move rather slowly, so even just keeping a record of their sales, like are done with kickstarter items, would be very useful for people trying to sell their rare skins. The ones I can think of offhand that would warrant tracking are: All 6 Brightshine skins (Jade Idol, Disciple of Light, Freckled Dawn, Lightkeeper, Terrace Relic, Inner Glow), Storm-Charged Golem, Thunderborn, Seraphim, Molten Flow, Arcane Warrior, Foxfire, Megalith, Muscles, Zephyr Lord and Painted--basically any skin that regularly commands 500k+, and possibly the retired MP skins (although those seem to sell veery rarely). If I wasn't so bad at responsibility and commitments, I'd offer to help out, since I'm reasonably attentive to the skin market. I blame solknots. 

[fadeism]

Does anyone have a pair of triple white, triple maize, or white/white/maize Imperials that will be ready to breed by May 9th?

The date has significant importance to me (May 9th is the day my father passed away last year), and I’d actually be willing to boon the nest if need be....

[beowulfslair]

OOH OOH PICK MMMEEEEEEEE FINALLY ALL MY MAIZE DERGS ARE USEFUL! I have a triple maizeXmaize/white/maize Imp pair that are guaranteed irishimbelly, and are RTB now, so they're ready to go whenever you want. I have the nest space, too, although I might need some help holding dragons if they have a large clutch. PM Vhyxalas #38541 ^^

[seaglass-fr-blog]

just impulsed this cutie. he was a SD, but he looks so fab as a tundra. I named him Angel. ;w;

[beowulfslair]

as a connoisseur of Angel dragons I greatly approve of this angel <3 

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

Sometimes I’m like “I wouldn’t wish this anxiety on anyone” but I need to correct that statement. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone except for the people who tell folks already feeling it to toughen up, get over it, or otherwise instantaneously improve forever.

I would like to wish it on them a thousand times.

[beowulfslair]

Those people are my worst fear ever. 

[justliched]

<___> Art sales not going at all well. Also, I realised that I don’t have any gijinkas in the style below. Just humans. SO. For followers only, reblog this post and show me a pretty dragon of yours and tell me all about them. I’ll pick one I like the best at 22:00 site time and draw it tomorrow, meaning it should be done sometime between tomorrow night and the end of the week.

[beowulfslair]

Just started following, you've got some really nice art there! 

Hoxley is a brash and crazy daredevil, not unlike the fast-talking and charming pilots of the early American 20th century. He's always peppy and up for a race, or pretty much any other test of skill, and about the only thing that can scare him is his lovely battleaxe of a mate, Rekani. 

[beowulfslair]

Another creamsicle orangey snaek for cupsnake cause I mean lookit dem colors.