me: this dollstrogen ain't shit
one hour later: uwaaa awawawawawawa

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if i look back, i am lost
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
styofa doing anything
i don't do bad sauce passes
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me: this dollstrogen ain't shit
one hour later: uwaaa awawawawawawa
spaceship ai x shipbreaker snuff yuri
Mod that changes all the dialogue in Hardspace Shipbreaker to this theme please.
Affini has been invited to the family reunion
Uncle: so your his…
Affini: Her pronouns are she/her and yes. I am her owner.
Uncle: so he agr- sorry she agreed to this?
Affini: Well-
Floret: YES uncle yes i totally 100% agreed to this at first and did NOT put up a fight
Affini: ...
Uncle: ... well that seems fine to me :)
______________________
Uncle: (whispering to the floret) I gotta tell you man, you bagged a total hotty here.
Floret: Uncle! she can hear us
Uncle: I'm serious! If i knew they got that hot I would have ran over to the adoption center forever ago. I outta tell your auntie shes got competition.
The floret is trying to hide her grin while looking over at her Mistress who has the biggest grin in the galaxy ::3
i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
this post always makes me so emo... here's me next to my ceiling fan that i turned off for the first time in months to draw
stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now
Sunday mornings got me like
Still waiting
Frenchman see the post and be like, la statistique????
If you do hardcore porn and you think you're better than someone who does full service sex work then you're a fool and a traitor.
If you do tastefully suggestive lingerie pics and you think you're better than someone who does full service sex work then you're a fool and a traitor.
If you're a barista and you think you're better than someone who does full service sex work then you're a fool and a traitor.
People that do full service sex work are cool as fuck!
Dammit if this doesn't make we wanna get back I to the industry again....
Giving personalities to these jets
at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?
none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby
fucking your pokemon is hotter if its illegal
the thing about how the general understanding held by society is that pokemon can't consent, which makes it illegal to fuck them, is that if your pokemon comes on to you there's really sort of nothing you can do about it. you can't tell anyone. you have to go to urgent care and pretend those injuries are something else because you can't be honest with the doctor about what happened to you
its nice that we as a community are getting to the point where 'let the plushies watch' is a commonly accepted sentiment but hopefully we can normalize letting them participate as well
The lesbian pervert tattoo artist will do your piece for free if you let her huff some armpit or bulge, but she will pitch a tent every time you whimper or groan from the needle
She can fuck me afterwards if she wants,
can i interest anyone in some peppermints? peppermint anyone
Im in trouble again for schlicking off on the clock which is total bull shit because its the only way i can find relief from my extreamly stressful as fuck job at donut tasting facility i think im gonna quit so i dont do nothing really bad to me its not worth the 6 figures when im stuck high key being under so much pressure for 2 hours striaght every single fcking tuesday and wensday it feels like i csnt be myself there because im to busy chewing eclares and shit
TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it
TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS, you can HUMP YOUR PLUSHIE like ANOTHER GIRL for like four hours have the WORST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it
TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS OR PLUSHIES you can CRY for like four hours and have NO ORGASMS about it
lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide