[mockwa]

[simena]

Nereids worshipping the moon - Moritz von Schwind

[chicgarden]

[12thdominant-deactivated2019010]

Was watching an Amy Winehouse documentary and just found she knows the truth about Pisces

[impromturythm]

He wasn’t really looking for some more than some company on the dancefloor and Does he know what I do and.. you’ll pass this on, won’t you? and.. -The Knife

[dayaftermoon]

[orbuculum-deactivated20190614]

https://www.instagram.com/michel_e_b/

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Ireland | kristenboothphotog

[subtleelevation-deactivated2018]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

[your-lovers-and-drifters]

Jeremy Irons and Milla Jovovich, photographed by Mikael Jansson 

[aslowyear]

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Baroque gold and pink | little.whiskey

[namtan]

[jupiterlovers-blog]

ME

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[megatrcn]

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

[merak-zoran]

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

[allmyemptyspace-deactivated2021]

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

[demonessryu]

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

[silver-millennial]

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

[stammsternenstaub]

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

[loonydoc13]

Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.

[ay-federico-garcia]

belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower

[enjouyer]

turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”

[andromxche]

romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here

[hardcore-tea-drinker]

Malay recipes: If it’s not spicy enough, it’s not worth it. You don’t have coconut milk? It’s doomed

[flerpy-nerps]

Irish recipes: Potatoes. All potatoes. If it’s not potatoes it’s not food.

[unofficial-estonia]

Estonian recipes: if it’s not brown, doesn’t look like turd and has no blood in it, you’ve failed

[dumbmeme]

Finnish recipes: It’s shit. All food is shit. If it isn’t shit it isn’t Finnish.

[iron-bae]

Japanese recipes: put these same four ingredients into every single dish. Congrats you cooked

[baronesshydrangea]

Actual italian recipes: annoy everybody with your knowledge on actual traditional recipes then discuss regional and family valid variations and then talk some more about food while having food

[berserkbabe]

Ukrainian recipes: ask granny for borsh

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Courtney Lavine for Chanel | cocolavine

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Hungarian baroque | neprosto_maria