Can We Please Take This Hour And Talk About Me?

Anne. 30s. She/They. Queer. I've been called delightful and trying. First instinct: Cry. Masterlist

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[letterful]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[thesituation]

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[hucklerabbot-and-rock]

[ludicrouslybad]

guys why is it lowkey thursday today 😭😅

[urie]

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

[theyhitthe2ndtower]

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[bertoltblecht]

One time in high school I gave a boy I liked a backpack and he gave me a signed photo of Hugh Laurie.

He’s in jail for kidnapping. Which is fun.