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Svartifoss

This beautiful and unusual waterfall is found in Vatnajökull National Park in Iceland. It is dominated by black, hanging hexagonal columns that formed when basaltic magma cooled slowly. The striking black colour of the columns against the lush green of the surrounding flora gives the translated name Black Falls. The base is noteworthy for the heap of sharp pieces of column that break away faster than the water erodes the edges.

- Ash

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misfittoys

i want to go to there

bessymikulo

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keyblack-hl

what does a skeleton call his closest homie

keyblack-hl

his vertebruh

bullshitchan-deactivated2020061

Is that because homies always have each others backs

keyblack-hl

you

I like you

bessymikulo

And what does he call his love?

Vertebae

scaredpotter

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half-black-phillip

I’m so mad because this worked

britney2007spears

help me roger

telanu

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

maryburgers

help me roger

maryburgers

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

zombbeans

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

strangenewclassrooms

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

cig--daddy-deactivated20160406

The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!

vegan-sobriety

England too

bessymikulo

I usually don't post anything like this, but I completely agree about the pubic hair issue. I hate that the norm, bald or meticulously trimmed, has been defined by the porn industry. The razor companies are delighted.

And also about the "tightness" thing... I remember once having sex with a guy and he told me that my vagina was a little wide. I was too afraid to tell him he had a small dick! Why?)

chalerbs

You're probably not as good at derby as you think you are. And I doubt you're the captain like you claim.

Oh Anon. I saw this last night, and decided I would wait till today to answer it. First of all, have some photos of me during games. These photos range from 2013 to 2015. And they all have something in common, aside from being shots of me. The giant C or A on my arm. Which i dont just draw on me for the fun of it. I started captaining my team in 2013, and have worn a letter for every single game since then.

And I was going to make a pretty little gif of me being all dazzling but i dsont have time for that. So have some photos of me doing awesome things. Like MVP jammer, which I’m pretty sure they dont hand out to people who arent that good.

I mean, i’m not World Cup level, and I never claim to be. But I am pretty darn good for my level, and I’ve worked really hard to be able to know the rules and to play the best I can every time I step on the floor.

So yeah, thanks for your opinion.

Also I realize that you only sent this to me because I havent answered your message on DerbyDirection. You sent me 10 messages all in capital letters that are ridiculous and dont have an answer. I’m obviously not the right place for you to get answers from and so you turned to sending me anon hate on my main blog.

bessymikulo

Fuck that motherfucker.

fallenforminaj

20daysofjune

But why would you ask her that as if she’s out here sucking random industry dick? I found that to be highly disrespectful.

elegantly-tasteless

So fucking disrespectful

The questions she gets asked man….

And she handles it with such grace

bessymikulo

Anaconda lyrics: This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles / Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's

This is why she is asked that question.

zmphotos-deactivated20200523

shots fired

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rockets launched

setbabiesonfire

Boom

bessymikulo

Imagine if "nonprofit" hospitals paid taxes when they're making hand over fist profits. Imagine the government not taxing the hell out of us to support pensions.

symphonyofawesomeness

gettingahealthybody-deactivated

Food are nature’s medicine. Eat your way to health.

nprfreshair

David Edelstein writes,

"The greatest horror stories center not on monsters from without but from within, born of our repressed anxiety, resentment, guilt, rage, or all of the above. Now into the demon-from-within pantheon creeps the title figure in Jennifer Kent’s phenomenally scary Australian chiller, The Babadook.”

Prayers And Holy Water Can’t Exorcise The Terrifying ‘Babadook’

just-a-skinny-boy

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background

chaseketchum

Oh my god please watch this I swear it is the best laugh you will ever have ever

hoemami-deactivated20171229

also to all younger girls chatting up older dudes remember tht: 1. they are manipulating u 2. yes u WILL regret it no matter what u think now 3. if a relationship needs to be a secret dont be in it 4. theres a reason they cant get girls their own age lmao