Where Would I be Without You?

I’m amazed how fast everything can change in the blink of an eye.

[cynsyllables]

Tell her you love her before it’s all too late Tell her you love her even if her mind is out of place Tell her you love her, at half past 9:00 Tell her you love her, you’re running out of time

Cynthia Chapman// A Lover’s Nursery Rhyme (via cynsyllables)

[dailypsychologyfacts]

DO YOU HAVE HIGH FUNCTIONING DEPRESSION?

Just because I don’t look like the “typical” depressive person doesn’t mean I am not in anguish.

Find out here

[stupidwordsisay]

….this is too close to home for me.

[bedwettingguy12]

Yeah this is too much like me.. wow..

[a-writers-insanity]

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

[be-fearless--free-yourself]

It sucks knowing that you're not good enough and are so easily replaceable

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[stolentweets]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[bestbrookiebear]

Fuck off bitch.

So fucking tired of this bitch getting her way all the goddam time with my husband. She has been manipulating him since the day she met him because she was unhappy in her own fucking marriage, so she had to go after mine. We have divorce court on Monday because she wanted him to leave me. He's not fully ready to and we have a baby due in July. This fucking bitch is about to get her goddam lights knocked out and I'm going to shoot her in the knee. I fucking hate her with so much passion that I wish she would disappear.

[toripuu-blog]

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

[jaybird-with-a-hat]

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

[magnificenttragedysandwich]

Then it’s like a month later, and I’m just sitting there like, if I never speak to them maybe they’ll just forget I ever existed.

[cups-of-tea-and-history]

Periodic reminder when this kind of post comes up that being my friend means never having to say “sorry i dropped off the face of the earth for a few weeks/months/years” there. I get it. I promise. I vanish sometimes too and then get all avoidant about it. I’ll understand if you need to do the same, and I’ll be here when you come back. Team Weird Avoidant People Who Are Sort of Terrible At Friendship But Trying Really Hard needs to stick together.

[crowtrees]

This.

[bisexualgambit]

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

[bisexualgambit]

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

[hamletthedane]

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese” 

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

[sadisgates]

Why were you regularly shit talking founding fathers tho

[bisexualgambit]

I’m a salty U.S. History Major, that’s why

[emeraldboreas-deactivated201809]

This is the quality content I signed up for

[bestbrookiebear]

Fuck you

Why am I not good enough? I should have known when you slept with weasel face before we even got together. I will never be enough. Set aside the fact that we have a baby on the way. All you want is her and I am once again invisible. Fuck you. I hate you for making me feel this way.

[joshdunclub]

x

[animalsnaps]

relatable text posts?

[bestbrookiebear]

And boy does it hurt when it happens....

[bestbrookiebear]

Wow...

Thanks for cheating on and falling in love with her too. SOOOOO glad we got married! Can't wait to divorce your lying, cheating, hurtful ass! And raise our unborn child without you. You deserve the bitch you cheated on me with. Go suck a nut. Even your parents agree that I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you. Your best friend of 16 fucking years agrees too and says that you don't deserve me because I'm too good for you. Asshole. Watch me succeed and you can be miserable watching kids that aren't yours and loving a woman who will drop you like a bucket of rocks--like she did her husband--when she finds someone new to replace you. Once a cheater, always a cheater. And if they cheat with you, they will cheat on you. You didn't cheat with me, but you did with her and vice versa so have fun with that! Once I get a place to live, you'll never hear from me again.

[serious]

[slimetony]

reblog this and you will hear great news

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

[slimetony]

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

[ridingunbridled1993-deactivated]

You’ve got the key to my heart, and God knows I wish you’d unlock it and come home.