Welcome To My Twisted Mind

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[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[hutsonwoolyums]

Can I say something

[hutsonwoolyums]

The word Ottawa looks like a caterpillar

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[detectiveyurious]

betty and alice manage to simultaneously have the funniest as well as insanely unhealthy dynamic ever

[animentality]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[zarohk]

Yeah, and Sandy perfectly gives off “lesbian who’s watching gay men have insane drama in horror from a safe distance.”

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[fuckedelf]

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

[spiritunwilling]

At the dragon boat races they were giving out free ice cream and these two kids came up to me and showed me their ice cream and said it is very cold! And then one of them put their ice cream on my arm so I could see for myself. He was utilizing an advanced technique called. Backing up your claims with evidence. Which many of you could learn about

[crabanarchy]

Women's underwear: no easy access hole

Men's underwear: easy access hole

Conclusion: men are free use sluts?

[funnytwittertweets]

[reblogabyssvoidhole]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

[villainessbian]

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

[theehorsepusssy]

[citywidespecialll]

happy pride!

[theehorsepusssy]

[milquetoaast]

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i appreciate that my local bodega is taking action in the smoking dogs epidemic