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☆Olivia•28•she/they☆ Internet cryptid, complaining for sport, shitposting on main, and doing my best.

[crap-userrname16]

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[trix-the-artemis]

For context,

Torment Nexus : "an idea that is so bad and dangerous in theory and practice that its indistinguishable from capitalist satire".

Luddite event : After the creation of textile machines (which produced fabric at a lower quality but faster rate while being dangerous to operate), textile mills fired a huge amount of their workforce leading to the remaining workers becoming overworked. A Luddite event thus in this context is "an innovation that is exaggerated to excuse mistreatment of the workforce".

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out oatmeal and moon pies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[anywhoozles]

[prokopetz]

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

[pnchen]

Cerberus...?

[shadowerrata]

Cerbirdrus

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bpwpbshika]

[slackville]

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

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