Bruh

Certified fucking disaster. Good luck.

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[simoneashley]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac New look at Interview With the Vampire Season 3

[eltorodeoro]

[viralthings]

I am half Scottish and half Japanese- I hand-sewed this kimono from men’s dress shirts and boxer shorts.

[weareallstilllearningright]

This kinda stuff is actually really inspirational to those of us with uncommonly mixed heritage, regardless of if you’re this particular mix just seeing other mixed people make their backgrounds their own instead of being forced to choose is so important for mixed children growing up tbh

[opabinia-regalis-deactivated201]

@lesbiantrad

[the-solar-review]

This is solarpunk AF.

[honestmerchantsailor]

Best part (IMO) is that it actually makes sense from a historical standpoint. In feudal Japan, each clan would have a mon (an emblem sort of like a coat of arms) that would be displayed on banners and used to identify that particular clan. Members of a clan would often have their mon displayed on their clothing including kimonos, like so:

Thus, the idea of a kimono in a clan tartan pattern is in fact completely appropriate and would be perfectly familiar to feudal Japanese culture.

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

And also it looks really cool.

[saltypringl-track]

Scottish-Japanese artist celebrates her heritage by making a tartan kimono

This weekend, Maya Caulfield posted to photos of herself modeling a kimono she sewed by hand, and her work earned her thousands of instant a

the artist is Maya Caulfield, this blog stole her post

[prettyboyneil]

Andrew songs that aren’t Taylor Swift

Black Flag - Nervous Breakdown

Anti-flag - Broken Bones

Teenage bottlerocket - I wanna Die

Pencey prep - 8th grade

Pennywise - Fuck Authority

My Chemical Romance- House of wolves

Black Flag - Black Coffee

Linkin park - Bleed it Out

The Lillingtons - Murder On My Mind

Simple Plan - I’m Just a Kid

Anti flag - If you wanna steal you better learn how to lie

Pencey prep- Trying to Escape the Inevitable

Bring me the Horizon- Drown

Bad religion- Infected

The Lillingtons- All I Hear is Static

Mindless Self Indulgence- It Gets Worse

My chemical romance- Surrender the Night

Drowning pool- Bodies

Anti flag - Liar

Rancid - Maxwell Murder

Linkin park - Numb

Falling In Reverse - Raised by Wolves

Get Scared - Sarcasm

Pill friends - Satan is Your Master Now

System of a Down - Violent Pornography

Falling in Reverse - Sink or Swim

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

how is it that i've spent 24 years on this earth without knowing who Woody Strode was?

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

for those who don't know Woody Strode was a Black American actor that was primarily active in the late 50s and 60s. his grandmother was Black Cherokee and his grandfather was Black Creek. he was a world-class decathlon and was culturally educated, majoring in history and culture, to the extent that in 1971 he said “I could walk into the White House with it now.” he served in the Air Force during World War II. he starred as the first Black lead in a mainstream cowboy movie in Sergeant Rutledge (1960). his first wife was Princess Luukialuana Kalaeloa, a distant relative of Liliuokalani, the last queen of Hawaii, and they were married until her death. he was also an accomplished martial artist. oh, and Sheriff Woody from Toy Story was named after him.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i never wanna hear another word about John Wayne now that i know Woody Strode was a real person

[movie-gifs]

HELLBOY dir. Guillermo del Toro | 2004

[junkokiu]

It's not the world that's cruel. It's the people in it.

🦊

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[virgo-grooved]

!! To all who celebrate

[agathah]

I love this scene SO much

[instigatorjosten]

Neil is the guy everyone thinks is just a bit dysfunctional but is actually a fucking freak and batshit crazy

Andrew is the guy everyone thinks is a freak and batshit crazy but is actually just a bit dysfunctional

Kevin is the guy that unfortunately deals w both of them anyway

[dykekarkat]

andreil getting married (at court) for *insert whatever reason you want here* where they ask a rando off the street to be a witness and the rando happens to also be an exy fan so they ask for a photo and get one with andreil and the wedding certificate (idk how quickly they would get the certificate just work w me here) and then they're like "oh dw i promise i wont post this i wouldnt out you guys like that" except neil has an evil look in his eyes and goes "actually i think it would be wonderful if you posted it. right now even." and thats how the whole world AND the foxes find out about andreil wedding. matt and nicky are so inconsolable about it that their phones dont stop blowing up for weeks.

[hamrikaa]

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos