So, anyway...

Hello, my name is Bethany

[bethover89]

Am i getting sick or did I just cry so hard that I got a sore throat from it ?🙃

[bethover89]

An update if anyone cares! I had surgery 3 weeks ago and this chronic pain /illness garbage is not in my head, but actually wrapped all around my bladder/ ovary/remnants of an endometrioma. I'm relieved to know it is actually endometriosis but sometimes the crushing reality hits that this thing is chronic and not simple and some pain will probably always be there. But hey! I know why and that's powerful. Trust yourself. You know your body. Get bossy with your doctors until they take you seriously. Its not normal to have terrible pain when you go to the bathroom, it's not normal to vomit from the pain of period cramps, it's not normal to get extremely lightheaded from period pain and have to lie down until it passes,  it's not normal to have to take so much advil that you develop an ulcer.

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[officialcrow]

yes sis

[thriftedcardigan]

Who is she

[ithelpstodream]

[kawaiiasfuckk]

People are obsessed with this youtube ad

[nxrcal-deactivated20221223]

i.. couldn’t… stop .. watching… omg…

[chalkycandy]

“real sparkling”

[1-800-babybrat-deactivated20180]

she is tired

[whatssogreataboutthat]

Over The Garden Wall  |  Autumn 

[scienceshenanigans]

[immaplatypus]

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

[eggscelsior]

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

[whitmerule]

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

[soft-sunflower]

Just gonna leave this here… 

[mystical-flute]

@pennyanddime

[justlookatthosesausages]

this is a masterpiece omg

[bethover89]

O

[babyanimalgifs]

[wilwheaton]

[science]

[bethover89]

overwhelmed

Today was some kind of a day and I think I done shot my nerves. Highlights include taking my cat to the vet where they had a rough time drawing blood, trying to get the leg bandage off her which took half an hour, going to the doctor for an unpleasant test and deciding we should go ahead and do diagnostic laparoscopy surgery ( she has a spot open soon- my f*ing birthday-hopefully we can work something else out), and walking two insane dogs that nearly killed me they pulled so hard, getting an email that I messed up a stupid little but embarrassingly simple thing at  work- AGAIN. Oh and i submitted my grad school application half-heartedly because we have no money and I'm gonna need to pay vet bills and for hopefully not useless human surgery. I'm dead.

[bethover89]

Stages of McElroy Hell

Stage 1: Finding a McElroy product you find funny. Watching that particular product

Stage 2: Finding out there's multiple McElroy products and many more McElroys than you first thought

Stage 3: Watching upwards of 3 McElroy products

Stage 4: Listening to MBMBAM weekly

Stage 5: Working through MBMBAM's backlog

Stage 6: Can finally differentiate between Travis and Justin's voices

Stage 7: Adopting their syntax

Stage 8: IDK I think at this point you become an amiibo vorer

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sarah Andersen

[selenafromflorida]

peanut butter and jelly for a rainy afternoon ⛈

[bethover89]

N

[bethover89]

me: i need to run

me: but i don't want to run

me: i'll feel great if i run

me: but i'm really comfortable right now

me: i should run

me: i could run extra far tomorrow

me: but running

me: rest days are important treat yoself

me: ...

me: ...

me: i need to run

[simplytheanthropic]

My all time favorite animal. The red-bearded vulture.

The bearded vulture, or lammergeier, lives on a steady diet of bones (more specifically the marrow) and dyes its own feathers blood red.

Bearded vultures come in various shades, from pure white to orange-red. Soils stained with iron oxide give the birds their fiery appearance. Lammergeiers apply the dirt with their claws and then preen for about an hour to ensure a bright orange/red glow. They are also attracted to other red things, like leaves and red wood. Captive birds also partake in this behavior, which suggests the activity is instinctual, not learned.

The soil doesn’t have any practical purposes; it certainly doesn’t make for good camouflage (though the birds have no natural predators anyway). Scientists have noticed that the birds’ age and size are directly correlated to the intensity of color. It is theorized that the hue is a status symbol. More soiled feathers indicates that the lammergeier had the time and resources to find an adequate place to bathe; the brightest-colored vultures should have the most territory and knowledge of their surroundings. Interestingly, these baths are done in secret, so most of the information gathered has been through spying on captive birds.

Bearded Vultures are most commonly monogamous, and breed once a year. Sometimes, especially in certain areas of Spain and France, bachelor lammergeiers will join a pre-existing couple to create a polyandrous trio. Females accept secondary mates because it increases the chances of producing offspring and doubles her protection. The birds usually don’t lay more than three eggs, so they can use all the help they can get.

These giant birds can grow up to 4 feet tall. They have a wingspan between 7 and 9 feet and usually weigh around 10 to 15 pounds.

In other words, this bird is awesome and I love it forever.

[bethover89]

Birds are amazing!!!

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

a little dark, michaels, but i’m with ya