Better-Than-Kevin

im alicia silverstone Dev

[catchymemes]

[markantonys]

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[ronny1009]

Dear White People

Listen up. 

Especially gay white boys. 

You Do Not Have An Inner Black Woman. 

[m4d-minute]

No, but I am snarky, tired and have a general disdain for people in general.

[halharl-infigar]

And that has nothing to do with black women you ugly lonely freak

[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

“I’m not racist I just hate everyone equally behind my specifically antiblack characterizations. :)))”

[elliot-amy]

Scary Movie (2000) Keenen Ivory Wayans

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[justbant3r]

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

[greyscalesound]

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

[unclefather]

[aw1998monsters]

[houshou]

life hack

[silvershadowfoxuniverse]

I work at a MacDonald’s… This is wastefulness at it’s worst!! I will seriously flip my fucking lid if I see someone doing this. Do you have any idea about how that affects food costs? No? Then please don’t be wasteful.

[houshou]

bold of you to assume I don’t drink the entire cup of ketchup

[azuuldon]

Bold of you to assume that the 0.45$ worth of ketchup in that cup will increase food costs lmao

[dannyuta]

[gasteiatp]

[lebeaunoiseur]

Are you guys trying to tell me that all these memes I’ve been seeing of those two over the last few weeks were all contained in less than three minutes??

[pedanticgay-deactivated20181005]

This is how I create drama with my friends when I feel chats are getting boring

[pleatedjeans]

[goth-aunt]

Me

[niambi]

when i get added to a group chat

[ok-dingo]

[ok-dingo]

when I presented this project to my 3D design class nobody laughed

[bearwithme219]

[gaycism]

I’m mike

[yourlordandxavie]

This girl is gonna be the absolute death of me I swear to god lmfaoo

[nyanotnugget]

@jehovahhthickness you as fuck

[jehovahhthickness]

This is literally me at work when my fucking patients are non compliant with their meds!!!!!

[processintegrated]

[lakevida]

i’m familiar with self care