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having physical anxiety even when you're actually having a good mental health day is so fucking stupid. mentally i'm like "i'm so grateful for my life and the beauty of this incredible world." however i drank about .002 too many dropulets of coffee so my body is currently home to 23 species of ants as well as 56 different adverbs. like sure i'm out here doing my little gay nature walk and my journaling and my grounding techniques and yet the entire time my skin has been attempting to become a rocketship and it has decided it must do this via stomach-based forbidden torture techniques

reallyreallyreallytrying

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

kayvsworld

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

rizaoftheowls

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

moveslikekeithrichards

one of my kids broke his leg so his favorite recess activity now that kicking balls over the fence is off the table has been hangman, except we call it frankenstein because my teacher doesnt like calling it hangman, and its all good until he wants to take over and be the frankmaster, because a game of frankenstein (hangman) run by a kindergartner who cant spell and doesnt know all his letters is a crapshoot, except for the fact that every single time without fail his phrase is "dog eats," but he doesnt know how to spell "eats" so that part is different every time, but if he realizes youve caught on that the phrase is Dog Eats theres a 50% chance he will start improvising, and its in gods hands from there on out

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happy pride month from the tribbles

trekheritageposts

star trek heritage post (June 7th, 2017)

what-even-is-thiss

My dad has apparently had the experience now of watching one (1) k-drama and now having Netflix fill up his feed with nothing but k-dramas.

what-even-is-thiss

It’s interesting to me how media from some countries is considered like genres on their own. My dad just likes well made dramas. Doesn’t really care what country it’s from as long as there’s an English dub. But instead of recognizing he likes dramas in general and this is the first time ever he’s watched a k-drama the algorithm was like ah yes Korea must be the key here. Not the broader genre as a whole.

anonymous-sea-lion

They've had pretty damn near 20 years to dial in the algorithm and have it zero in on your precise taste, and yet the best they can do is "Korea? Korea."

flipchild

yokowan

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.