Weapons of Mass Destruction Have Been Found in Ile-Rien

Rosie. She/her. 30s. Ursula K. LeGuin was right.

[mlleclaudine]

Embroidery by roniy1983

[worldsandemanations]

Paul Klee A demon above boats 1916

[thatkindofangelll]

this was all for you. ♡

hand-embroidered nettles corset belt i made a little while ago

@tankhall

[kawareo]

You don't need AI to give you free therapy you need friends you can tell things your parent said to you and then see their horrified reaction that confirms that you were not crazy and that that was fucked up

[lastvalyrian]

normal: using a fictional character's canon last name (ash ketchum)

funny: using the name of the show as the character's last name because they don't have a canon last name (adora she-ra)

very funny: using the name of the show as the character's last name even though they have a canon last name (finn adventuretime)

extremely funny: using the name of the show as the character's last name even though the name of the show already contains the character's name (steven stevenuniverse)

[rosymothquilts]

Simple Illusions in Celestial Batiks

[toastyglow]

headstrong and foolhardy medieval king: never shall I bend the knee!!!

physical therapist: okay well if you keep lifting with your back you are just going to get hurt again your majesty

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if you are ever offered a bite of one of these do not take it because you will live the rest of your life unsatisfied by sensory pleasures

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[dogpuppy]

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[starjasmines]

99% of ruminators give up right before they completely solve the problem

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[fragrantblossoms]

Hugh C. Knowles. Forget-me-nots, circa 1910.

[still-asunbeam]

how many dick rate requests do we reckon chatgpt gets a day

[still-asunbeam]

i have another question

anyone been cucked by chatgpt yet

[senatortedcruz]

That man Joaquin Phoenix in Her (2013)