Real Slim Shady

Being a grown up sucks

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Waves details | Ivan Aivazovsky

[soracities]

Lady Bird (2017), written and directed by Greta Gerwig

[makomoriz]

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

this is what I do to the people who put unfunny additions to my posts 

[rnavka]

wow uh violence isnt an answer hunty

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[coughloop]

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[saturnianshade]

i request the big spicy joy

[teamgeiszler-gottlieb]

ya’ll, i have NEVER believed that these things actually work but in my job search desperation yesterday I reblogged this and I KID YOU NOT I got a freelance job query sent to me that night and two job interview emails the next day (one of which had actually sent me a rejection previously and then went “oh sorry, that was an error” today)

…that’s some spoopy goodness and I just remembered this post and was like 0_0

[tedllasso]

Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.

[youlovetoseeit]

This meme is COMPLEX

[broad-city-baby]

[sovietshopaholic]

me when people act like friends being married at my age is normal

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person

[kichengunnet]

When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in filmmaking/TV production have a wider focal length and therefore subjects look wider or bigger. Whereas cellphone cameras have a short focal length that makes subjects appear thinner or smaller.

Nowadays, with DSLR’s and a variety of lenses, we are able to depict a wide range of focal lengths by using one kind of camera.

So that is why most people on social media may seem to look thinner than they do in person (especially in selfies because the front facing camera on phones especially have short focal lengths).

And that is also how the phrase “the camera adds ten pounds” came about.

[grayskyluna-art]

this is actually so interesting I had no idea

[marcy-the-martian]

This is why Pikachu isn’t fat anymore. They stopped shooting with 200mm film and it just hasn’t been the same since then.

[knowlesfentys-deactivated202002]

okay but experiencing all this (normani's debut) in real time is really special considering she was bullied off social media for a period of time and undermined in her group and to now having all these big names and forces supporting + backing her is just really indescribable. she's really special and talented and you can tell that she's gonna go so far with her career. witnessing this is so great because she really deserves it all

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[guardiantempest]

[richardgoranski]

Hamlet

[ripe]

[brolinjosh]

In short period of time they were stranded together on an alien spaceship Tony managed to get Nebula to open up without fear of being punished for it, he put a band-aid on years and years of horrors Thanos made her endure. She was always compassionate and had a great potential for good, but with Thanos she was too afraid to show it and was bullied into feeling the constant desire to live up to his expectations. 

Tony made her feel she was good enough, he did not treat her like a weapon, he was not afraid of her and she knew she had his complete and utter trust. 

Nebula helped him greatly on the spaceship and was a terrific companion, she later became a very valuable member of Avengers who continued to treat her as their equal and not a threat.

Tony created a path on which Nebula finally found herself, her happiness and serenity.

[feministism]

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

there are about 471 million tumblr blogs and the site sold for 3 million which means on average your blog is worth 0.6 cents

[healingisneeded]

[bucketbarnhouse]

Steve: can I stay at your house everyone I know is trying to kill me but if they know you’re involved they might kill you too :/

Sam:

Steve: can you look for my best friend for me I would do it myself but I gotta fight these robots :/

Sam:

Steve: hey can you go against the us government with me I disagree with them so I’m going to do what I want you might get in trouble though :/

Sam:

Steve: welcome back it’s 2023 and you’ve been dead for five years I’m sure you want a break but can you be captain america normally I’d do it myself but I’m 93 :/

Sam: