Socks for Ears

Idk anymore bro. Go follow my Wattpad Bexified.

[pochowek]

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

[helljumpingteufelhund]

Fork

[pochowek]

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

[tsunderetherion-blog]

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

[pochowek]

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

[infinite-souls]

Ron Swanson wrote this post

[pochowek]

I wrote this post. dont bring harry potter into this

[bigtransmoods]

Me: I have a headache.

Mum: That binder ain’t helping.

Me: I have a weird pain in my bladder.

Mum: That binder ain’t helping.

Me: Ow fuck there’s something in my eye.

Mum: That binder ain’t helping.

Me: I need to see a doctor, please I’ve been asking you for weeks.

Mum: Sure but it’s probably that binder, take it off.

[riotneko]

@ trans people that feel dysphoric /experience transphobic bullying 🥰🏳️‍🌈

[transs-juice]

I can pass but my voice sure can’t.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Weird dysphoria moments I have

When I’m blowing my nose while not wearing a binder or sports bra and my arms touch the thing

When that lady at work calls me madame in a dramatic fake French accent. (I think it’s her confidence about it that gets to me)

Seeing my lips when I’m taking a selfie

When I can’t tell if I’m having digestive problems or having cramps

When my voice cracks when I’m in a room of other young adults that should be done with puberty by now

When people are just talking about the color pink around me. Not even suggesting that I wear pink. Just when they’re talking about the color pink in general.

The seatbelt thing when I’m not wearing a binder

When I use heart emojis except, for some reason, when I use the one that’s meant to look like it’s from a deck of cards ♥️

Randomly for no reason when I’m practicing ukulele. Like I’ll practice for a while and then suddenly boom. I remember that I exist like this.

Full frontal hugs

[moonkidnamu]

Me: *refers to myself as not my dead name in front of my family*

family: what?

me:

[ill-be-rightback]

i used to think people could be trans without dysphoria then i realized that was really stupid and i changed my opinion because it makes more sense to me that you need dysphoria to be trans. i just wanted to say im sorry bc idk I guess but im just glad i stopped thinking that

Oh a mood? I’m trans so like come to me with questions? I’m glad you know now :))

[ill-be-rightback]

Did something happen today that triggered your dysphoria?

A lot

Well you see, it’s a little something called: my dysphoria’s a wild ass bitch and will find any excuse to take me down and it’s bad today because a few of my friends keep misgendering me on purpose 👌😤

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I’m just waiting for J. K. Rowling to add me as a new gay character in Harry Potter.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Gays: we want more representation!

J. K. Rowling: ok!

Gays: not you!

[catchymemes]

[datsmeyellin]

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

[sindri42]

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

[gordon-freeman-official]

2 constants in all civilizations:

Tasty Fried Food

Danger Murder Sticks

[scoobygangs]

[tagebuch-eines-trans-typen-deac]

I love my supportive friends.

Edit: This is water. Not Gas.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

When a bottom tries to assert dominance over me

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

@kuroginn this post is 100% about you.

[ginminn]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Gin: Do this NOW! >:|

Me: Excuse me?

Gin: O_O Pls <3

[i-am-verybusy]

some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.

me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.

[bich-the-moss]

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

[ziraseal]

[sameoldsin]

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

[sameoldsin]

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

[ascensiongenetica-deactivated20]

Oh, so being gay makes you the epitome of humor?

[macdaddyzev]

Literally no where does op say that

[sameoldsin]

I didn’t say it but it is true

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

homo-sex-shoe-whale is not homo-sex-shoe-whale without sadism