Yee Haw

[greelin]

who am i if not a guy who wears the same stupid little necklace. All the time.

[amygdalae]

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

[gayboober]

i don’t understand why some fanfiction writers will put all of their work in one giant paragraph. i am constantly abusing a paragraph break. i use it every five seconds. new subject? new paragraph. slightly different angle? new paragraph. any sentence that holds any amount of weight? boom new paragraph. i will use one word then do another paragraph break. you can’t stop me.

[greelin]

sometimes angels are real. And they are in the form of the people letting you merge from the ramp onto the highway

[greelin]

when they slow down and do that little hand gesture.. i feel like a wounded animal being rescued from a barbed wire fence. my life is in your hands and you have shown me such kindness. we’re soul bonded now ms. kia sorento

[pointnclick]

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

[memorycycle]

horniest post on this app

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

[miamignonette]

*after gossiping* pleasure doing bitchness with you

[lockedtombmemes]

[vampurrring]

If my silly levels get too low I die

[punkrock-bottom]

F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it

You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt

[the-haiku-bot]

You have rights because

faggots and dykes fought for them.

Respect that you cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

Dang, check that shit out. That’s a good fuckin’ haiku. Good job, haiku bot.

[the-haiku-bot]

Dang, check that shit out.

That’s a good fuckin’ haiku.

Good job, haiku bot.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-am-a-fish]

Big Announcement: I am a fool!! I do not know things! I am straight-up unaware!!!

[greyduckgreygoose]

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

[defectivegembrain]

Not "I always knew I was different", not "I thought it was normal", but a secret third thing: it never occurred to me to think about whether it was normal until I was forced to, usually in a cruel way

[enigmasandepiphanies]

vulnerability is like so hard, if I told you anything sappy please know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression

[dykesndrugs]

whatever *becomes weirder out of spite*

[kosmogrl]

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

[goodnigth]

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access