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• evan • he/him • 22 • my dick small leave me alone •

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I'm "looking" for a boyfriend in the sense that I'm waiting for one to fall into my lap by divine intervention.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[femjunosteel]

i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

[dionysiaproductions]

[modernmissbennet]

people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

i can’t believe you forgot the most important one

[modernmissbennet]

thank you! I couldn’t find that one in google!

[revolutionary-pirate]

I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.

[lionowlonao3]

and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeers 

[rhube]

You forgot my favourites.

[gaslightgallows]

These are all canon.

[charlieism]

this is my favourite post

[captain-raven-knight]

On the Gandalf note, this is also amazing: 

May I add this one out of sheer delight?

It cracks me up every time. I love this!

[over-the-misty-mountains]

They’re updating their relationship status to “sworn brothers”

[a-man-for-hire-and-his-archives]

adorable pirate Luke Arnold taking photo of his crush star Toby Stephens

[skeletonislandtheme]

don’t forget this Incredibly Powerful Image from the set of the princess bride

[k9effect]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE ONE OH MY GOD

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[gholateg]

this is the kind of comradeship we need to start the month off on.

[the-haiku-bot]

this is the kind of

comradeship we need to

start the month off on.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ozempicofficial]

[eternally-dentheaded]

[shieldfoss]

Thagomizer or not, it'd probably still be about as peaceful as other large herbivores in the class - the cape buffalo, or the joyful hippopotamus.

[jabberwockypie]

[decrepify-deactivated20250528]

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

[da-riya]

[assiraphales]

I feel like grace was in such a rush to turn that ship around and hightail it back to rocky that he was indiscriminate about what data he sent back. just shoved it all into the beetle probes, just to realize ‘ok so 20% of that data is scientific breakthroughs to save the world……..80% me and rocky’s movie reviews. and I def forgot to delete the fifteen minute long dance off. hm.’

[finleycannotdraw]

someone stop me I can’t stop thinking about them

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[till-dawn-do-us-part]

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[fexalted]

[image description: meme showing four steps in a repeating cycle. in the middle is a simple drawing of a person sprawled face down on the ground. the steps read as follows:

faced with important adult task

get scared by at least one part of it & avoid it

blink

months have passed & task is now even more important

/end ID]