so sail on boys, through stormy weather

Current Shows: * Penumbra Podcast * Midnight Burger * KillJam XXX * Dimension 20 * Red Valley * Current Music: Cheap Dirty Horse * The Front Bottoms * Pat The Bunny * Apes of the State * AJJ * Mattstagram * The Mountain Goats * General: * Musical Theatre * BBC radio comedy * Environmental justice * Star Trek * she/her - UK - mid-30s you will certainly not regret being on tumblr fifteen years and counting

[bezzmarck]

previously ‘doesanewtfeardeath’ in honour of the greatest musical there is

now and always bezmarck in honour of trying to make friends online easier due to consistent naming

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[d1gital-star]

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[lakevida]

fell back asleep and had a dream that i was introduced to a businesswoman named "rolex cortado" woke with a start because i was so afraid of forgetting the name rolex cortado. she had a fuckass bob

[ryebreadgf]

[tubbbee]

this comment made me take psychic damage

[theehorsepusssy]

[undeadhousewife]

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[specialagentartemis]

I want to be buff. Unfortunately I hate doing all the things that make you buff. The eternal dilemma

[myfairynuffstuff]

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[charl0ttan]

[clockworkrobotic]

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[bezzmarck]

Saddened to report after scrolling through nine miles of online shopfronts that zero good dresses exist. I only want to look absolutely shit hot and interesting at this family wedding while still being inoffensive and respectable enough for my inoffensive and respectable step-family, unfortunately this is too much to ask

[bezzmarck]

Update to this: I’ve found The Dress, only downside is my tits might look too catastrophically good for chapel. Going to shorten the straps and call it a success 👍