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[bezzmarck]

previously ‘doesanewtfeardeath’ in honour of the greatest musical there is

now and always bezmarck in honour of trying to make friends online easier due to consistent naming

[c3rvida3]

T. S. Eliot covering Shania Twain: Let us go girls, you and I...

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[rageagainstthechristine]

I WAS THE JANITOR.

[bezzmarck]

no not Anthony Head :( he’s one of the greats. this is so sad.

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[isuggestforceyum]

THE BIG MAMDANI

[ifuckinghatebriansella]

THIS is folk punk. someday we will stop saying tfb is folk punk

[the-eleftheria]

in theory i love the concept of a show that releases only once a year on new years day. however now that i have caught up on episodes and january is seven months away i begin to see the downsides

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[catchymemes]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[briggonsnow]

dropping 6/9. for the culture.

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[bezzmarck]

It’s my birthday and this year I’m going back to my roots.

you can take the girl out of the early 2000s (through the immutable passage of time) but you cannot take the early 2000s out of the girl

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[virginshane]

LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME