are you a dirt block?

because I dig you ;)

[dramatics-art]

Hes baby.

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

birdflash work because they both grew up as only children and then were suddenly forced to be the oldest brothers to the most annoying kids on the planet

[thej0ry]

Ok, here’s the thing…

Keep reading

[flashfuture]

Love that the canonical first thing Dick Grayson did upon arriving to Hudson U was get involved in a student protest on his way to the registrars office. And then immediately started to throw hands with a cop.

Silver Age Dick Grayson was just built different.

[woahajimes]

yes bruce wayne was a fuckboy but then he got his first kid and now he holds juice boxes for him 

[sohotthateveryonedied]

wait no i'm sorry i've been following all this from the sidelines but then you said "literal angel cassandra cain" and i started laughing. i mean it's a wonderful take and i do like her but consider: Feral Child cassandra who kicks people off of 20 story windows and cuts meat at dinner with a serrated dagger and whenever she doesn't want to talk to people, she just stares at them until they're so freaked out they run away. we just all unanimously decided to adore her anyway

“cassandra cain is a precious angel who has never done anything wrong in her life” and “cassandra cain is a demon who will steal your socks while you’re sleeping” are two equally correct takes

[robiinjason]

Jason and Dick

[fastestloseralive]

is he. you know

[incorrectbatfam]

if the batfam wrote fanfiction, which fandom(s) would they write about, who's writing one-shots and who's writing multi-chaptered fics, and who's works has the most reads?

Dick: 19k Percy Jackson crack WIP on indefinite hiatus

Jason: 150k Pride and Prejudice university AU that’s better than some novels

Tim: Young Justice author insert shipping himself with Superboy and bashing Red Robin

Damian: fourth-wall-breaking satirical commentary on toxic fandom culture

Duke: 500k LOTR/Star Wars crossover one-shot series with new updates every week

Cullen: 200k Destiel fix-it that the entire fandom accepts as their new canon

Stephanie: whatever it is no one can read it because it’s filled with random author’s notes

Cassandra: My Immortal

Barbara: Doctor Who social media AU that also doubles as character studies

Harper: Bumblebee x Optimus Prime [REDACTED]

Carrie: you know those fanfics where you can tell a thirteen-year-old wrote them?

Kate: 7.5k Harlivy fluff one-shot

Alfred: Johnlock but it’s based on the original Sherlock Holmes books

Bruce: doesn’t post but is notorious for lurking in the Justice League tag

[batarangsoundsdumb]

Damian, again treating a kidnapping interview like a Yelp review: facilities were subpar but the use of swords was so fun, the food was frankly mediocre but I must say the conversation was divine. Lovely people. I’ll definitely be going back with friends in the future, despite the weaknesses it was an overall pleasure and they really have something for everyone to enjoy. 4/5 stars

Tim who was also kidnapped: The aesthetic of the cave we were held in was grand, but the plastic lawn chairs really ruined the view, hopefully  they can afford better furnishing next time. My cellmate was a horrible brat that tried to befriend the rats, but thankfully the captors were kind enough to give me knock out gas every once in a while. 3.5/5 stars, maybe 4/5 if they’d taken up on their threat and actually stabbed Damian.

[milfcodedvillain]

I just think that they

[ill-kidnap-all-the-stars]

I need more Dick "English isn't my first language" Grayson content and I need it now

[taro-wong]

Dick would be that kinda person who’d say they can’t run because their knees hurt but will eventually get peer pressured to run anyway and end up being faster than everyone else 

[abnormalpsychology]

Y’ALL REMEMBER THESE DAMN 28,000 RUBBER DUCKS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE SHIP CARRYING THEM, THE “EVER LAUREL”, WAS ALSO PART OF THE EVERGREEN MARINE CORPORATION WHOSE SHIP CURRENTLY BLOCKS THE SUEZ CANAL

[ovenproofowl]

every single suez canal/ever given fic that has appeared on ao3 over the last few days is Incredibly Cursed, but I have to give a special shout out to this one for the best tag I’ve ever seen:

[ectonurites]

@bikoncon ‘s chat post of this made me cry laughing so i needed to doodle it

i feel like since Kon never was a kid himself it sometimes just does not occur to him that certain things shouldn’t be said around kids and it causes Tim (and everyone around them) so much pain 

[nightwingcouldyounot]

That’s really cute and I wish I could have seen it. 

(Batgirl Vol 1 058)