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blackwatersinkingship

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

blackwatersinkingship

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

god-sent-gender-bent

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

blackwatersinkingship

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

hello tumblr user bi-racoon or should i say pope francis

Noooooooooooo

How did you uncover my dark secret :3

#pope francis

bogmothmoon

I'm actually losing my mind. Strange Aeons is dualining the Muppet Joker at dashcon 2. What is life this has made my entire year I actually can't believe I've lived to see this historical event take place I'm honored.

strange-aeons

Yep that's my boy

sandtastesgreater

July 5th, 2025. The day The Muppet Joker croaked.

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

ominous-signs

Time to be annoying with my gimmick blog again. Go forth.

Hey what kinda story do u like? I can write a lot of kinds

Tbh IDK just write whatever you want :)

(I am sorry if you were searching for some inspiration)

thedepressionoftrees

Do you think Jesus came on the cross just a little bit

thedepressionoftrees

I think if I hide my posts from Tumblr I can shield my sins from god

kaylasartwork

End of Pride Month doesn't mean it's the end of Pride!

itsapmseymour

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!

bi-racoon

Bin ich schon

bi-racoon

i don't know where #popefrancis came from

I am not the pope

itsapmseymour

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!

bi-racoon

Bin ich schon

#pope francis

fuwaprince

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uie-deactivated20230402

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

kitten--aesthetics-blog

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

shroomiethefrogwhisperer

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

edit 5: if you like this, go look at these:

So here. Have a list of all my characters. Karen: Ship's mechanic. Human (American-Indian). Fun, snarky, mom vibes, dabbles in illegal dr

It’s a pretty average day aboard the ship. Karen is high off her ass, Moss is trying to make friends with the feral ratbirds that live in th

in a previous post, I stated that the only species that can eat chocolate safely is Humans! And we love our sweet, cocoa-y bars of the brown

Zzgnaru and Karen are walking through the downtown area of Karen's home city. Zzgnaru notices a shop whose sign reads "Tattoo and Piercing."

(Yes, it's about aliens again.) We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcoh

This is now a masterlist.

the-frightening-ghoul

mx frightening ghoul could we do another round of " " vs " " poll please

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Voting ended onJun 18, 2025

cabbage-loaf

looks like the bottoms have a slight edge in this round

the-frightening-ghoul

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bi-racoon

what someone is edging bottoms :3

Why not me ????

#queer

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish? (Background photo by David Boca)

#uquiz