Bianca Bilby

Crash Bandicoot OC RP blog. Bianca is an energetic bilby who, although sides with Cortex and his colleagues, its truly debatable whether she's evil or not. Mun is 21+ BUT NSFW IS NOT ALLOWED HERE.

[biancabilby]

Bianca is a mutant bilby and minion of Cortex and the other doctors. She loves explosives, particularly dynamite and uses this to fight. Although she can be a bit mischievous at times, she's actually quite friendly for an evil henchman. She enjoys baking as a hobby. Although she is an underling of all the doctors, she considers herself primarily to be Dr. Brio's minion. She's rather short, but she's still taller than Cortex. Bianca also has a pet blob given to her by a dear friend. The blob's name is Pancake! Bianca does have a tendency to hug when excited or to show appreciation. It's hard to tell whether she really is evil or not.

(Side blog. Follows back from elsewhere.)

[doctor-rosch]

Why am I so much on everyone's mind lately? "This and that reminds me of Rosch".

What is that all about?

[biancabilby]

“I think it’s ‘cause people really like you Rosch!”

[drnitrusbrio-science]

I am moving out

[biancabilby]

Wha? Boss, where are ya goin’? I’m going too, right?

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Hm, a bit late since I just said I was going to block everyone that didn't respond, but I'll make an exception for you.

You pass. Good job, Bianca.

[biancabilby]

Oh, I didn’t realize we were taking a test! Yay! Pass!

[drnitrusbrio-science]

I am moving out

[biancabilby]

Wha? Boss, where are ya goin’? I’m going too, right?

[buggybugaboo]

"Hi, I'm Bug!"

"I'm a weapon of mass destruction, created by one of the greatest supervillains of all time, the great Dr. Neo Cortex, before being sent back to my dad, another of the greatest supervillains of all time! The screens kept saying "error" and "failure", but I'm sure that's just because Cortex made me so powerful I overloaded his systems... I'm gonna be a supervillain too when I grow up and I'm gonna be among the bestest!"

Bug gives you a rock as an introduction gift.

[cortexrules]

At last!

Victory is mine!

[biancabilby]

“Hooray! Congratulations on your swift victory Double Boss! ….Victory over what?”

[biancabilby]

Bianca watched as the shells fell to the ground and chuckled as Crash gestured to them. Bianca picked them up and put them in her cargo’s pocket.

“Seashells acquired!”

With the choice of what to do left up to her, she thought about the options she had posed moments ago. Weighing the choices, she gave her answer.

“How about we climb some of the ruins? There’s always cool stuff among the rocks!”

[merwyns-archive-will-delete-l8r]

The Bandicoot got up and nodded as it did seem like a fun idea! He jumped up and down a bit as he actually seemed excited to go, to be honest. Besides, Bianca was a sweetie to him, so he was excited to go venture out with her

//Lead way!//

[biancabilby]

Bianca turned around and waved for Crash to follow.

“This way!”

The bilby hummed happily as she strolled along the wooded path, glancing back now and then to see what Crash was doing.

“There are some really cool ones up this way. They’re not too big, but there’s still a lot to see! The walls have these really pretty carved patterns, and from the top, you can see the beach! ….Or the castle, I guess depending on which way you’re facing. But the beach is prettier.”

[merwyns-archive-will-delete-l8r]

continuing X @biancabilby

The bandicoot zoned out for a bit but nodded when Bianca was talking about how things were going. Crash noticed how happy she was, and that was good enough for him!

//Thats good!! me glad for you!//

And then she had to mention the plants. Good lord, those buggers were annoying to deal with. He been almost eaten by many of them. He nooded his head quickly

//Dont like. Ate me almost lots.//

[biancabilby]

Bianca shuddered. It was agreed. Those plants were awful. But then again, so was most everything in those woods. One could get attacked by the local flora, fauna, or even just pits and rocks if they didn’t know where they were going.

“Yeah, the archipelago’s definitely not friendly. But I guess that’s part of the charm! Every day’s an adventure!”

The bilby certainly had an interesting way of looking at things.

“So! Any plans for today outside the nap? Sorry about that, again. Maybe we could climb some ruins or play a game! Oh! Do shells ever wash up onshore over here?”

[merwyns-archive-will-delete-l8r]

Bianca was sorta right. If there wasn't really any danger, it would have been just a boring stroll to Dr Cortex. So Crash nodded, agreeing with the Bilby

//Its ok dont worry//

He gave a light shrug as he didn't really have plans for today. He never really has plans for anything, to be honest! He just lets whatever happens happen and just has fun with it!

//You want is Ok me//

When he was asked about the shells, though, he pulled off one of his shoes and shook it around. there were a few shells he found that fell into the sand as he put the shoe back on. He seemed happy about the shells he got as well since he did the "tada!" pose

[biancabilby]

Bianca watched as the shells fell to the ground and chuckled as Crash gestured to them. Bianca picked them up and put them in her cargo’s pocket.

“Seashells acquired!”

With the choice of what to do left up to her, she thought about the options she had posed moments ago. Weighing the choices, she gave her answer.

“How about we climb some of the ruins? There’s always cool stuff among the rocks!”

[merwyns-archive-will-delete-l8r]

continuing X @biancabilby

The bandicoot zoned out for a bit but nodded when Bianca was talking about how things were going. Crash noticed how happy she was, and that was good enough for him!

//Thats good!! me glad for you!//

And then she had to mention the plants. Good lord, those buggers were annoying to deal with. He been almost eaten by many of them. He nooded his head quickly

//Dont like. Ate me almost lots.//

[biancabilby]

Bianca shuddered. It was agreed. Those plants were awful. But then again, so was most everything in those woods. One could get attacked by the local flora, fauna, or even just pits and rocks if they didn’t know where they were going.

“Yeah, the archipelago’s definitely not friendly. But I guess that’s part of the charm! Every day’s an adventure!”

The bilby certainly had an interesting way of looking at things.

“So! Any plans for today outside the nap? Sorry about that, again. Maybe we could climb some ruins or play a game! Oh! Do shells ever wash up onshore over here?”

[biancabilby]

Bianca fumbled with the fruit for a moment before catching it in a good grip.

“Ha! Got it! Nice throw.” She tossed the fruit back and forth, hand to hand as she continued.

“Oh yeah, and uh… maybe don’t tell the boss we didn’t fight if you run into him. Doesn’t really look good on my reports, y’know?”

The mutant bilby stops toying with the wumpa fruit and tears it into two, holding the other half back out to Crash.

“But enough about work stuff already! How have you been? Life treating you well? You and Coco living the dream out here? Oh! what about adventures? Been on any since the last time ya’ fought Doc Cortex?”

She rattled off question after question.

[merwyns-archive-will-delete-l8r]

God lord did Bianca ask a lot of questions but he did his best to answer them as fast as he could

He gave a thumbs up for the first 3 questions and then shook his head no to the adventures one.

//Not lot happened since last time//

He then pulled out another Wumpa fruit and mumched pn that

//you?//

[biancabilby]

“Oh me? Y’know it’s been pretty calm! Well, as calm as Cortex Castle can be anyway.” Bianca chuckled.

“Mostly just a lot of science going on, no real world domination in action right now. Not yet anyway. So I’ve just been helping the boss with some new chemicals, working on my baking, even made some new friends! No complaints from me!”

The bilby stopped to take a bite of her own wumpa fruit.

“Gosh, I can’t get over how nice it is out here! If it weren’t for those big snapping plants in the woods, I’d be out this way more often. You ever run into those things? Aw, who am I kidding! You can’t miss ‘em. They’re the worst, right?”

[merwyns-archive-will-delete-l8r]

@biancabilby liked for a starter with crash!

Crash was snoozing away, not with a single care in the world. I mean, he was just laying in the sand snoring like a truck.

[biancabilby]

The nap would unfortunately be short lived as a certain blue bilby came tearing through the foliage.

“Hiya Crash!! Ready for a rematch?! ‘Cause I’m gonna- Oh… oh you were napping. Eheh… Sorry.”

“I was coming down here for a fight, but… seems like things are a little calmer out here. So how about we call a truce and hang out instead? Sound good?”

[merwyns-archive-will-delete-l8r]

Crash jolted up as he heard the blue bilby and quickly whipped his head around

He was a little dazed since you know he just woke up, but after a few moments, he smiled as he nodded.

\\Yeah! hang out with Crash. Crash doesn't mind.\\

He pulled out a Wumpa fruit and tossed it to her. He liked hanging out with her after all!

[biancabilby]

Bianca fumbled with the fruit for a moment before catching it in a good grip.

“Ha! Got it! Nice throw.” She tossed the fruit back and forth, hand to hand as she continued.

“Oh yeah, and uh… maybe don’t tell the boss we didn’t fight if you run into him. Doesn’t really look good on my reports, y’know?”

The mutant bilby stops toying with the wumpa fruit and tears it into two, holding the other half back out to Crash.

“But enough about work stuff already! How have you been? Life treating you well? You and Coco living the dream out here? Oh! what about adventures? Been on any since the last time ya’ fought Doc Cortex?”

She rattled off question after question.

[merwyns-archive-will-delete-l8r]

@biancabilby liked for a starter with crash!

Crash was snoozing away, not with a single care in the world. I mean, he was just laying in the sand snoring like a truck.

[biancabilby]

The nap would unfortunately be short lived as a certain blue bilby came tearing through the foliage.

“Hiya Crash!! Ready for a rematch?! ‘Cause I’m gonna- Oh… oh you were napping. Eheh… Sorry.”

“I was coming down here for a fight, but… seems like things are a little calmer out here. So how about we call a truce and hang out instead? Sound good?”

[bluemaskprince]

Since this “Pirate War” is approaching closer, foes anyone think I should come too? I’m not sure because I don’t really wanna dignify these type of antics…

but on the other hand it could be fun to watch

[biancabilby]

Come on! Join us Lani! It’ll be fun!!

[nginiamhim]

okey… roll call… everyone who ees planneeng to join Master Cortex (and the pirates) een the war: reply ‘aye’

you may also provide your uniform for eenspection, your role een the war as well as a.. cool pirate name eef you have thought on one..

n.gin needs to prepare lunch for evereeone....

[drnitrusbrio-science]

[cortexrules]

Captain on deck! Now, how do I look?

I feel like I might have gone a tad overboard with the bling. That's a pirate joke for you!

Seriously though, how do I look??

[bhedd]

Aye-aye, Captain. This should be interesting.

[doctor-rosch]

Rosch- reporting for duty! Dibs on being a tragic first casualty.

[nova-chant]

As fun as fighting would be, I think I'll sit this one out.

I will gladly "yohoo~" at all the dashing pirates who pass by our unlocked and unguarded lookout point.

Extra points go to anyone who manages to kidnap either myself or N. Sidious here! Good luck everyone! ❤

[biancabilby]

Ready for combat! Need somebody blasted? I’m your bilby!

[drscurvy]

PIRATE WAR!!!!!!!!!

Yes yes, the pirate war, isn't it nice? Ugh, incase I need everything to not go to shit, I should sent the message to my... Allies? I think? Krhm-

"Dear citizens of the Wumpa archipelago. I, Dr.Nikolaus Blackspot Scurvy, have sent this letter to the following to discuss further plans on the upcoming war.

@cortexrules

@nginiamhim

@biancabilby

@squeak-mascarade

@askthesciencerat

You are allowed to bring a plus one, but if they are not dressed accordingly, they will be used as sharkbait.

Inform me as your decision by message in a bottle, and prepare to meet in the docked ship by the northside of the islands.

Best regards, Dr.Scurvy~

[biancabilby]

As requested, one message in a bottle and one hand baked welcome cake!!

I tried to bring Leonard, but he told me a pirate war was a waste of valuable time and resources.

Aw well! More fun for us! Who’re we fighting?

[biancabilby]

So I heard there are pirates on the island now???

That’s SO COOL!!

Who was gonna tell me??

Oh oh! Do you think we should hold a welcome party? I could whip up a cake if you give like an hour!

[doctor-rosch]

Where is MY cake?? What, do I need a boat? A parrot?? When will the marginalization of ME end.

[biancabilby]

Aw Rosch I’m sorry!! But if you want one, you know you can always ask! Who am I to turn down a friend, after all?

What’s your favorite flavor? I’ll see what I can do!

[doctor-rosch]

hm! i see.

i- umh. See.. the thing is i don’t really like cake.

I didn’t think I would get this far! … it’s the bread it’s too wet and spongy.

I like passion fruit.

[biancabilby]

Okay, so cake is a no. What about cheesecake? Tarts? Bars? You can get bars kinda crisp and dry…

WAIT I’VE GOT IT!!! What are your thoughts on Meringue Melts?

[nginiamhim]

Master has eenformed us we are goeeng eento ‘pirate war’.

n.gin ees diggeeng out hees pirate gear.. veree excited to unearth these precious pieces of.. memorabeelia.. n.gin hasn’t touched them since ehm-

nitrus brio ees considereeng loppeeng hees hand off for a hook.. veree exciteeng.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

It's either that or mutating my hand into the shape of a hook. But I'm still thinking about it.

[cortexrules]

Or - you know, N. Brio - you could mutate yourself into a gargantuan sea beast. With abs!

N. Gin, I expect the battleship to be seaworthy shortly. Ohhh, I haven't felt this excited since buying slim cut jeans off the internet!

Think of the glory! The exhilaration! Think of Odious' stupid face the second before he's pelted with cluster munition! Think of all the… um, sea brides out there ready for you to seize, N. Gin.

[bluemaskprince]

Wait a minute!

What is this I’m hearing about a “Pirate War”?

As a guardian deity, I feel like it’s my right to be kept in the loop about potential dangers to the island!

[askthesciencerat-deactivated202]

So it wasn't the MP3s- WAIT, THEY'RE GONNA ATTACK THE ISLAND!?

[nginiamhim]

ehm.......... hello mask. leetle.. drum keet enhancement.. noo we are doeeng a cosplay. a live-event like... the renaissance faire. thees ammuniteeon ees not live.. duds.. all of them..

[biancabilby]

What do you mean DUDS?! I worked hard on those!!

[nginiamhim]

nHnHrGhGhhh…!! bianca… code- ehm.. beweelder and beguile!! code..!! LYEENG..!!!

[biancabilby]

Oooooooh! You got it!

Yeah they’re uh- they’re my worst batch ever! Forgot the gunpowder. Not even explosive! Just for show! Eheheh