Straw+Berry

She/her 24 🏳️‍🌈 A brain in full chaos; jumping from one hyperfixation to another as a way to survive 🌎

[bibendumchamallow]

Give Me One Bite And Don’t Be Shy (7305 words)

Give Me One Bite And Don’t Be Shy

Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris/Daniel Ricciardo, Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen

Explicit | Chapter 1 | Vampire AU | Landoscar

McLaren has a unique way of ensuring longevity as both drivers must become vampires.

Lando has lived that life since 2021, when Daniel seduced him into it with promises of power, pleasure, and eternity. He hadn’t really chosen, it had just happened.

Now it’s Oscar’s turn. He gets the same offer: one year as a human. No pressure, just a trial period. But after that, he must decide, immortality or… retirement.

Lando, of course, is tasked with “mentoring” him. Flirty and playful, he teases Oscar, trying to make him want the vampire life. He praises the rush of heightened reflexes, and the hypersensitivity, especially when it comes to the physical pleasures. But what Oscar doesn’t know is that Lando is only repeating the same pattern once used on him. And maybe, just maybe, he isn’t sure if he’s luring Oscar into immortality… or trying to believe it was worth it.

I decided to dive into my very first long fic for @oscfest! This idea has been brewing in my mind for months, and I finally went for it. I already have a few chapters written and plan to post one each week. Can’t wait to share it all with you! ❤️👀

[themoonandmyman]

baby Ilya’s tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina won’t let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and he’s plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.

Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.

[littleewhitelotus]

i just HAD to draw this

[boginyagroz]

the first time ilya takes shane to the club after they get married, he shaves beforehand, puts on a tight black tank top and sprays himself with his fuckboy cologne from the hookup era. shane is already horny for him even before they leave the house — crucially, he loves fuckboy ilya, because come on, he’s been fucking this man for years when he looked exactly like this.

at the club, ilya buys out the entire dj set to only play 2010s club anthems all night long. he wants to give shane the ultimate 2010s clubbing experience he never had, but also make up for all those nights ilya had to spend dancing and making out with strangers and not the one person he wanted. but now he gets to do all this with his husband! who is delightfully hard for him by the way, because shane finds sleazy club slut ilya absolutely irresistible. ilya is gripping his hips, grinding against him, licking his neck and whispering the dirtiest filth into his ear, and shane gets dizzying butterflies he imagines all those girls got back then. and he isn’t even retroactively jealous, because now his ring is on ilya’s finger, and oh god, he gets to be taken home by ilya rozanov! he gets to have all his attention now and get railed stupid by him later!! in their shared home!!! shane is living his dream life, and ilya is right there with him.

[thisfeebleheart]

when Shane takes over and arranges Ilya legs...

[finny-red]

Summer sketch ☀️

[bibendumchamallow]

👀💖

[ticklefighthockey]

god the cut from ilya slamming him into the boards to ilya slamming him facedown on the couch.... one of the hottest sequences in cinematic history?????????? i also think it's delicious that this is obviously the first time ilya's seen him since the infamous vegas sub drop dom drop in the same bed now y'all both upset and crying encounter... ilya's like i will be fucking you facedown on your own sofa with my big hand holding your head down to signal that we are still not allowed to do anything crazy like kiss on the mouth. but also i clearly stripped you naked and got you facedown on your couch like .02 seconds after walking through your door so i could fuck you like i've been dying for it all summer so. on a deeper level i am still kind of losing the idgaf war

[lucylehane]

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[solqreclipse]

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[catsolari]

Merman Shane for MerMay2026 🐠

[bibendumchamallow]

AHHHHH SCREAMING 😍

[heohl-art]

(not) sorry for the spicy that's coming here tonight.

• After the race •

The obsession with HR/F1 is going on... but I actually just wanted an excuse to draw Ilya/Connor's back✨️ (the most stunning starry sky)

🎆

(but also spicy because yes.)

Notes: a Red Bull guy always gets what he wants.

[bibendumchamallow]

😍

[bibendumchamallow]

The Heated Rivalry fandom on Threads is so weird wtf, fucking hell pit hole. It’s Twitter 2.0 out there 🥲

[ilya-rozanova]

heated rivalry: endless gifs

[galecstatic]

recentering the exact moment shane realized he prefers being the hole rather than the peg

[porcelainmortal]

This, he realized, was why people were so wild about sex. He had never, ever felt like this with anyone before. And of course Ilya Rozanov, all of nineteen years old, fucked with the confidence and skill of, like, a sex god.

[boringgays]

So who’s going to write merman Ilya x prince Shane fic?

[sobadbad]