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[b0nkcreat]

let’s all crash our cars into walls

[b0nkcreat]

see it’s literally fine if we just do it safely

[boccher]

it bothers me that our bodies still need to piss and shit all the time even when we're stagnating in life. toward what goal? give it a rest already

[nyenye0701]

i always think about how they have to sleep without a watcher again after they parted. book grace would look over at the walls and tunnels rocky left and do his sad little ritual. maybe he gave rocky a copy of the video logs so rocky could sleep to graces voice :(

[twinkprison]

the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped

[twinkprison]

we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it

[unclefather]

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[afriiican-blog]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

Mood

[punacceptable]

she majors in art history and you can’t get her to shut up about wine

[lapalco-deactivated20161108]

me

[chanclazo-deactivated20151218]

She hates Gaugin, loves a tapas bar and always smells like jasmine. She only smokes American spirits and she has never had a boyfriend, only lovers

[fullmetalfisting]

This is literally Elizabeth Holmes

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

true story that hapen today.

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[corvidaemnit]

every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in interspecific allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place— due to their superior sense of smell— while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

EDIT: I meant interspecific allopreening! excuse my typo!

[altcomics]

[vincentpriceofficial]

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

[utopians]

I love following people who post abt pro wrestling bc they'll share gifsets of two dudes just straight up having gay sex in the ring and then the camera pans out on a cheering crowd of like 500 people

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Yeah

[2colde]

how having to do work at your job feels

[tgirl-thucydides]

[tgirl-thucydides]

one struggle

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?