Poisoned Mind

I'm Sofie and I write sometimes. _______________ My fics can be found on AO3 here and on tumblr here I follow from my main

[bie-lovers]

oh

my

god

I’m

so

happy

for

them

i

love

them

so

much

[bie-lovers]

Sometimes I forget I have posts on here but when they get notifications, I look at those posts and marvel at how anyone tolerates me on here

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[whatsitcalledfromthingy]

as i’m sure everyone has worked out by now dan vs phil hometown showdown was just a series of dates. so i decided to watch the willne vs w2s one for context and o m g it was so competitive. at one point there was that clip of phil throwing the axe to try and pretend like it wasn’t just a big date youtube paid for because will (correctly) said “i bet you haven’t got dan and phil doing anything like this” during a game of watermelon sand castle bowling.

tl;dr dnp got youtube to pay for their date and none of the other pairs had such a good time.

[narwhalsarefalling]

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

[narwhalsarefalling]

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of “both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency” but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a “re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you” but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read “Reguardless of Professor A’s opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping” and its HILARIOUS

[narwhalsarefalling]

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

[narwhalsarefalling]

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”

and obviously all the students are like “oh i didnt know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

[narwhalsarefalling]

and shes like “yeah, its Professor A”

[narwhalsarefalling]

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

[narwhalsarefalling]

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

[narwhalsarefalling]

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

[beez-n-crackers]

[fanatic-domains-r-us]

A DAN VS PHIL? IN THIS ECONOMY???

[mattynmarns]

all of us rn

[bie-lovers]

NO BUT 💥💥 IS HAVING A COMEBACK OMG

[dark-romantics]

Strolling aimlessly in a bookshop is self care

[jestbee]

I miss the stereo shows so here's a mini fic event

I dunno about you, but I miss the stereo shows already. Their back-and-forth banter is music to my ears and my Tuesday and Thursday evenings are going to feel lost without it.

So, in lieu of listening to their actual conversations @alittledizzy and I (mostly dizzy because it was her idea when I was complaining about missing liveshows) suggest:

Dialogue-only fics

Consider this your call to action!

Post a dialogue-only fic any time between this Tuesday (20th April) and Thursday (22nd April) to this ao3 collection and tag with #ficsinsteadofstereo on the tumblr post so we can find each other (if you only want to post to tumblr that's okay too)

If you want to tag me I'll reblog!

There is no minimum/maximum word count

The subject matter doesn't have to be a made up stereo show, it can be anything! Chat logs, social media, a simple conversation, as long as it is dialogue-only, go wild!

If you've got any questions, ask away!

Hopefully, we will then have lots of conversations to read to fill the void left in our hearts after the end of the stereo shows.

Happy writing!

[natigail]

Phil's Madlips Story | 01.04.2021

[natigail]

Phil: So you know what Madlips are, we’ve both written a story that we need you to fill the blanks in with. We’re going to fill in some of our own blanks with each other, but you guys, we need you to submit objects, so anything you touch.

Dan: Imagine we’re in the middle of telling a story, we go: and then the *blank* what object would you like us to interact with in these stories? Any object you can think of, just send us that message. Do it now. Don’t be shy. Whatever pops into your head. Oh God.

Phil: Yeah, so that’s what’s going to happen. And Dan, while we are waiting for those, I need to get something from you, okay?

Dan: Okay, right. Hit me with your list of things.

Phil: I need an animal from you.

Dan: A… em, okay, I’m going to say a sausage dog, which according to one irate German follower of mine on Twitter is pronounced dAchshUNd, not a dashhund which is what I said.

Phil: Dachshund, yeah.

Dan: They were like it’s spread out CH, beCaUsE it’s GERMAN! Sorry, it’s a dachhhhhhshund. Corrected. Sorry.

Phil: So I’m saying sausage dog. Dan, I also need an adjective.

Dan: Em, gayly.

Phil: Gayly.

Dan: No! Adjective. Dripping.

Phil: Dripping.

Dan: Yeah, sorry. *laughing*

Phil: I think gayly is an adverb.

Dan: Yes.

Phil: Celebrity?

Dan: Ehmm… Scarlett Johansson *laughing*

Phil: Scarlett Johansson.

Dan: What’s she done now? Right, go on.

Phil: A job.

Dan: A job? Ehmm… fisherman.

Phil: Fisherman. Nice. And I also need an exclamation. Like “wow!” or something. Something you say with an exclamation mark at the end.

Dan: Tingly!

Phil: TINGLY! Okay. Cool.

Dan: Did you need an adverb? Or did I just say gayly for no reason?

Phil: You just said gayly for no reason.

Dan: *hyena laughter* Okay.

Phil: So we’re not having gayly that not there.

—- Dan asks Phil for words, which will be in the Dan’s Madlips story post —-

Dan: We’ve got four objects so far, whose story should we start populating with whatever chaotic horror that you guys just submitted? I’m scared.

Phil: I think, should we do my story?

Dan: Okay, were we go. Play them, Phil.

Phil: Here we go. Right. I’m going to play them as I tell the story. My story.

Dan: Ah, okay! *nervous laugh*

Phil: My story is about Dan.

Dan: Yeah?

Phil: I’ve written a story about Dan.

Dan: Oh, have you? That’s so much worse.

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: Right.

Phil: Yeah. In his spare, I don’t know what these are going to be. In his spare time, Dan likes playing with his…

Audio submission: BUTT… plug! Butt plug, did you hear that ? Butt plugs.

*manic laughter from Dan*

Phil: Oh my god.

Dan: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? As if that was the FIRST THING. Oh, hell.

Phil: Oh, no.

Dan *hiding his face in his hands*: Fucking hell.

Phil: I’m not- I’m going to move on! His hair-

Dan: The End. *laughter*

Phil *undeterred*: His hair looks like a…

Audio submission: Phil’s Tops Only bar.

Dan: Oh…. woah, what happens in the Tops Only bar and why does my hair look like it?

Phil: Covered in sausage dogs.

Dan: Okay.

Phil: A word to describe Dan’s fashion sense is dripping.

Dan: Pppft, with SWAG. Thank you. Ah, thank you. Yeah?

Phil: He has a massive crush on Scarlett Johansson.

Dan: Eh… okay? I guess she’s flexible?

Phil: Yeah. Dan’s plan is spending his weekend sitting on a…

Audio submission: A sticky Nintendo Switch.

Dan: I hate this.

Phil: What, why?

Dan: I hate this. I mean, really, just the first object set this whole thing up to be a horror movie. Yeah, okay.

Phil: He’s also going to spend his weekend eating…

Audio submission: A half empty bottle of tequila.

Dan: *laughing* Suing that bottle of tequila.

Phil: This is really painting a picture.

Dan: I’m glad that I wasn’t sitting on it. Yeah.

Phil: Yeah. Dan is secretly a…

Audio submission: Phil’s right hand.

Phil: Collector. You collect my right hands.

Dan: *hysterical laughter* I don’t want to know.

Phil: What.

Dan: Oh God, anyway. Yeah. Yeah.

Phil: Yeah. To escape from the law, he’s going to get a job as a fisherman. And if you could describe him in one word, it would be tingly!

Dan: Well, what can I say. I hated that. That was awful. I’m extremely sad. And I hate everybody involved, including Phil. Wow.

Phil: *giggling* That started on a very disturbing note. And generally…

Dan: And it got WORSE, and the context just got worse from there. But hey I’m not-

Phil: I was just going to say that I’m glad this was not a YouTube video ‘cause I think that would have gotten demonetized immediately.

Dan: So I would- we’re going to get arrested. That’s that-

Phil: I know.

Dan: We can blame them completely.

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: But you know if I had half a bottle of tequila, that explains a lot.

[bladeweave]

Supernatural undeniably and irrevocably took a turn for the worse when Sam and Dean stopped impersonating college students and priests and repairmen and stuck solely to impersonating the FBI

[kbsd-moved]

i need increasingly elaborate and implausible cover stories. i need the bunker stocked with a costume closet. i need dean to impersonate a struggling musician to get backstage at a haunted concert venue and end up actually having to play the saxophone

[bie-lovers]

Heh, also, hello merry Christmas everyone who celebrates!!

[bie-lovers]

I just wanna quickly give a big thanks to everyone who participated in my survey!! My professors were very pleased with the outcome of my project so thank you!!!!! <3

[bie-lovers]

iirc the only parts left in danish were the "other" option for answers and the "done" button at the end - i don't think either of those will mess up your results ;)

It does look like people figured it all out! Again, thank youuuu for doing it, there’s so many awesome people who’ve responded!! Thank you! <3

[bie-lovers]

I did your survey too! I just translated the few danish words i saw - ie. “Andet”. Good luck! Love from canada :)

Ooh good! Thank you so, so much for taking the time to do it!! All of you are so nice and all your answers are super helpful! <3 

Sidenote: I’ve always wanted to visit Canada!

[bie-lovers]

må man godt svare på dansk, eller skal det være på engelsk?

Du må selvfølgelig gerne svare på dansk hvis du har lyst!! :P