To vent out obsessions

No sense - No nothing

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Going through a break up, came here for some distraction, ended up reading Herongraystairs posts , now I'm sobbing, crying throwing up.

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Nico: You're not my type.

Walker as Percy: you look at him????👀

Will Solace: and you look at me??🫣

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Weird things Gansey compares Blue to ( true love edition)

~ Corner table at Starbucks ( the one closest to the power board)

~ A platypus (??)

~ sandwiches that has been cut into circles for fancy tea parties (???🫠🤐)

~ glorious and fearless animal ( not a comparison but you know)

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Felix on a faux dating show with 7 other men😭

PS: I'm not assuming their sexuality, it's just something I found funny.

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Remember when we were happy about Charlotte 's pregnancy announcement,

Turns out it was Charles 😫😂

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Therapist : Now what do we do when something so sad and burdening happens?

Herondales : Go pick a fight with werewolves

Therapist : Noooo

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can you guys imagine how mindblown jem and tessa would have been when they heard mark, kieran and cristina were dating?

cristina: yeah, so these are my boyfriends

tessa: boyfriends? as in plural?

cristina: uh yeah 

*tessa and jem exchanging looks across the table, while tessa pulls out the ouija board*

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#amissedchance #belivethatcassiediditonpurpose

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Red head - green eyes - an artist

Who are we talking about?

Rachel Dare

Or

Clary Fray

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Straykids 🤝🏼 Ateez

Calling their eldest "Angry bird "

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Wise words from Kane part 2

The smell of food made me temporarily forget my troubles

- Carter Kane , The serpent's shadow

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I believe that Felix from straykids and Felix from the Kane chronicles are the same person

If you are a Rick Riordan fan and a Stay you will understand

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If Ead, Loth and Sabran attended a party

Someone : Wow , what a handsome gentleman! So which one of you lovely ladies is third wheeling ?

Loth : oh , that would be the handsome gentleman.

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No one :

Jordelia :

Because I dropped your hands while dancing,

Left you out there standing,

Crestfallen on the landing

Champagne problems

- Taylor Swift, Champagne Problems

If Champagne problems ain't Jordelia , I don't know what is

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Wise words from Kane part 1 :

I like being alone, it's fine

- Carter Kane , The Red Pyramid

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Drama is a natural trait that runs in the Herondale blood -

Will - ohh I have been cursed , let me live in despair I can never love someone or let them love me , let me wander the nights in crushing sadness - Herondale

Jace - Oh , there is demon blood in me , I am a monster and that is reason why I love Clary because she is an angel and that is why I always destroy everything I love , Let me ride to my death because I am a demon - Herondale

Kit - Oh , I accidentally confessed my love to someone who didn't seem to hear me , now I can't live in his presence , Let me runaway to a different continent even without farewell because I can't face the reality - Herondale

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How to find your soulmate Herondale edition:

Smashes a jar near your face - William "she is the one"Herondale

calls the police / security on you - Jace " I'm in love " Herondale

Holds a knife to your throat - Kit " so this is love " Herondale