BIG POTATO

I'M A POTATO

[big--potato]

FAQ

HOW BIG ARE YOU? [X]

HOW CAN I JOIN THE POTATOVERSE? MAKE A POTATO BLOG AND INTERACT WITH US

WHO IS CLARENCE? MY LYING CHEATING THIEVING MURDERING EX HUSBAND @anti-potato

ARE POTATOS SEXY? YES

[big--potato]

I’ve been here the entire time. Waiting to strike.

- @potato-murderer

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[potato-murderer]

do you kill potatoes or are you a potato that kills

I am an entity that kills potatoes, that LOVES potatoes…

@anti-potato is a potato that kill other potatoes.

[anti-potato]

i also authored a seven part fantasy book series and a screenplay about a magical school for vegetables, and now i tweet about how potatoes are coming to get your children while snorting pure black mould growing on my walls. recently, i donated £70,000 to a cause that successfully took away the rights of all potatoes, because the mould told me to.

[potato-murderer]

Yes yes, like I said. You kill potatoes as well.

[small-potato]

i know what u are

yes i am a small potato

[big--potato]

AND I, LARGE

[big--potato]

MICHAEL WAVE

[celestial-same-picverse]

I will do one pushup for every note this post receives.

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

Be strong. Have muscle.

[ofishal-fish-posts]

ok....followers...do your thing

[twigsprout]

have you eaten oatmeal.

have you?

will you.

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

the oatmeal ghost is there btw its like 'hey you should mourn me instead of eating your delicious and nutritious oatmeal'

will you?

[kentucky-fried-thea]

have you eaten oatmeal.

have you?

will you.

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal

mourning the oatmeal ghost

eating your delicious and nutritious oatmeal

Voting ended onMar 14, 2024

will you?

[big--potato]

WHY?

[yahooo-official]

some of my irl friends have taken to eating violin rosin.

[yahooo-official]

No.

This will never.

Stop it.

[walmart-the-official]

:)

I should summon some other blogs

[yahooo-official]

nooolooooooo

Don’t do this

[walmart-the-official]

@totally-real-quotev-promise

@totally-microsoft

@totally-bing

@totally-geico

@jack-in-the-box-official

@spotify

@spotify-kids

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@real-vivaldi-browser

@realsafari

@pizza-hut-unofficial

@undeniably-chevron

@the-official-apple

@subway-for-real

@subway-offical

@us-costco-official

Okay I’m done but y’all get the cause

[totally-bing]

yeah that seems about right. chat get this fucker

[iregreteverythingpleasehelpme]

@the-real-google now you and bing say something gay to each other then get into a big fight then bicker like an old couple that will be like 50 reblogs or something on this post

[the-real-google]

Why would I do that

[deactivated-blog]

someone tag the like big giant blogs n shit

[yahooo-official]

don’t do that

[deactivated-blog]

wait-

@the-weezer-painter @the-purple-painter @the-lesbian-painter @the-yellow-painter @the-orange-painter @the-pride-painter @the-pink-painter @the-void-painter @the-white-painter @the-pixel-painter @the-doodle-painter @the-teal-painter @the-trans-painter @the-mew-painter @the-pan-painter @the-icy-painter @the-glitter-painter @the-omori-painter @the-sad-painter @the-howling-painter @the-aroace-painter @the-firey-painter @the-ghost-painter

I got a bunch of the painter blogs

[yahooo-official]

Dear god

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

I summon from the void…

@one-time-i-dreamt

@badjokesbyjeff

@writing-prompt-s

[deactivated-blog]

@hellsite-detective @i-say-ok @i-say-not-ok @pukicho @i-am-a-fish

[hellsite-detective]

let’s get to work, folks! show them yaWHO’s the boss!

[unubinary]

@the-tired-writer @theeverythingfanofeverything @phantominzie @via-rant @caleohateclub @this-is-a-simulation @aterracottapot @be-trans-throw-hands19 @scaramarii @blue-pancakez

[phantominzie]

FUCK YES.

@dearqueerheart @amaritheartist @eggsareveryswag @imnotperson7 @nico-the-overlord @dead-eyes-roll @loganslowdown4 @muppetable @broneiponei @queer-here-and-in-fear @slushydog08 @spooky-something @azimachra @not-sure-what-im-feeling @smol-paimon @scaredfish3 @vahape @clownpalette @loganofthenorth @roseianxiety @milolovesbmc @thetheatergremlin @azo-unit1497 @izzyseemsfizzy @anonyb0b @a-superquantumunitintelprocessor @sketchingtoads @keter-class-anomaly @faker-aus

FLY MY PRETTIES! FLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

[an-obvious-tennis-ball]

TENNIS BALLS.

UNITE.

@i-want-tennis-ball @tennis-ball-launcher @tennis-ball-shooting-machine @elongated-tennis-ball @elongatedtennisball @stitched-up-tennis-ball

SUMMON THE OTHERS!!!

[stitched-up-tennis-ball]

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!

@the-studyman @fae-tennis-being @bennis-gall-thost @pink-tt-racket @old-tennis-ball @ball-with-a-god-complex @ball-ghost-tennis @babytennisball @bigtennisball @blue-tennis-ball @crazy-ghost-tennis-ball @crazy-tennis-ball @zoominballs @tennis-racquet-thing @tennisball-wizard @i-hate-tennis-ball @i-hate-the-scientist @not-atennisball @demon-tennis-ball @crying-tennis-ball @broken-tennis-ball

ATTACK

[crazy-ghost-tennis-ball]

Hey have the potatoes seen this yet?

@just-an-average-potato-lol @ssllutty-potato @big--potato

[big--potato]

WE ARE HERE

[big--potato]

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

[kinkieibrarian]

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

[big--potato]

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

[kinkieibrarian]

psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches

[big--potato]

YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC

[kinkieibrarian]

eccentric? never heard of that. is it a type of spice?

[big--potato]

READ A DICTIONARY, EYE-FOR-BRAINS

[kinkieibrarian]

I have read the dictionary, in fact I have one right here it says "deviation from being a circular shape" I didn't realises you were complimenting my form, thanks my friend :3

[big--potato]

YOUR FORM IS QUITE NONCIRCULAR I MUST SAY. HOWEVER YOU ARE STILL A ROOTRUSTLER

[big--potato]

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

[kinkieibrarian]

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

[big--potato]

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

[kinkieibrarian]

psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches

[big--potato]

YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC

[kinkieibrarian]

eccentric? never heard of that. is it a type of spice?

[big--potato]

READ A DICTIONARY, EYE-FOR-BRAINS

[big--potato]

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

[kinkieibrarian]

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

[big--potato]

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

[kinkieibrarian]

psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches

[big--potato]

YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC

[aye-scottish-potato]

Aye mates, what brings ye to argue?

[big--potato]

ITS FUN

[big--potato]

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

[kinkieibrarian]

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

[big--potato]

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

[kinkieibrarian]

psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches

[big--potato]

YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC

[big--potato]

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

[kinkieibrarian]

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

[big--potato]

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

[big--potato]

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

[big--potato]

I have more offerings

OH MY

[big--potato]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY

[wtfduolingo]

(ID: Duolingo phrase that translates to "Have you heard of the holy potato?")