FAQ
HOW BIG ARE YOU? [X]
HOW CAN I JOIN THE POTATOVERSE? MAKE A POTATO BLOG AND INTERACT WITH US
WHO IS CLARENCE? MY LYING CHEATING THIEVING MURDERING EX HUSBAND @anti-potato
ARE POTATOS SEXY? YES

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@big--potato
FAQ
HOW BIG ARE YOU? [X]
HOW CAN I JOIN THE POTATOVERSE? MAKE A POTATO BLOG AND INTERACT WITH US
WHO IS CLARENCE? MY LYING CHEATING THIEVING MURDERING EX HUSBAND @anti-potato
ARE POTATOS SEXY? YES
I’ve been here the entire time. Waiting to strike.
- @potato-murderer
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
do you kill potatoes or are you a potato that kills
I am an entity that kills potatoes, that LOVES potatoes…
@anti-potato is a potato that kill other potatoes.
i also authored a seven part fantasy book series and a screenplay about a magical school for vegetables, and now i tweet about how potatoes are coming to get your children while snorting pure black mould growing on my walls. recently, i donated £70,000 to a cause that successfully took away the rights of all potatoes, because the mould told me to.
Yes yes, like I said. You kill potatoes as well.
i know what u are
yes i am a small potato
AND I, LARGE
MICHAEL WAVE
I will do one pushup for every note this post receives.
Be strong. Have muscle.
ok....followers...do your thing
have you eaten oatmeal.
have you?
will you.
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
the oatmeal ghost is there btw its like 'hey you should mourn me instead of eating your delicious and nutritious oatmeal'
will you?
have you eaten oatmeal.
have you?
will you.
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
oatmeal
mourning the oatmeal ghost
eating your delicious and nutritious oatmeal
will you?
WHY?
some of my irl friends have taken to eating violin rosin.
No.
This will never.
Stop it.
:)
I should summon some other blogs
nooolooooooo
Don’t do this
@totally-real-quotev-promise
@totally-microsoft
@totally-bing
@totally-geico
@jack-in-the-box-official
@spotify
@spotify-kids
@the-tumblur-searchbar
@real-vivaldi-browser
@realsafari
@pizza-hut-unofficial
@undeniably-chevron
@the-official-apple
@subway-for-real
@subway-offical
@us-costco-official
Okay I’m done but y’all get the cause
yeah that seems about right. chat get this fucker
@the-real-google now you and bing say something gay to each other then get into a big fight then bicker like an old couple that will be like 50 reblogs or something on this post
Why would I do that
someone tag the like big giant blogs n shit
don’t do that
wait-
@the-weezer-painter @the-purple-painter @the-lesbian-painter @the-yellow-painter @the-orange-painter @the-pride-painter @the-pink-painter @the-void-painter @the-white-painter @the-pixel-painter @the-doodle-painter @the-teal-painter @the-trans-painter @the-mew-painter @the-pan-painter @the-icy-painter @the-glitter-painter @the-omori-painter @the-sad-painter @the-howling-painter @the-aroace-painter @the-firey-painter @the-ghost-painter
I got a bunch of the painter blogs
Dear god
I summon from the void…
@one-time-i-dreamt
@badjokesbyjeff
@writing-prompt-s
@hellsite-detective @i-say-ok @i-say-not-ok @pukicho @i-am-a-fish
let’s get to work, folks! show them yaWHO’s the boss!
@the-tired-writer @theeverythingfanofeverything @phantominzie @via-rant @caleohateclub @this-is-a-simulation @aterracottapot @be-trans-throw-hands19 @scaramarii @blue-pancakez
FUCK YES.
@dearqueerheart @amaritheartist @eggsareveryswag @imnotperson7 @nico-the-overlord @dead-eyes-roll @loganslowdown4 @muppetable @broneiponei @queer-here-and-in-fear @slushydog08 @spooky-something @azimachra @not-sure-what-im-feeling @smol-paimon @scaredfish3 @vahape @clownpalette @loganofthenorth @roseianxiety @milolovesbmc @thetheatergremlin @azo-unit1497 @izzyseemsfizzy @anonyb0b @a-superquantumunitintelprocessor @sketchingtoads @keter-class-anomaly @faker-aus
FLY MY PRETTIES! FLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
TENNIS BALLS.
UNITE.
@i-want-tennis-ball @tennis-ball-launcher @tennis-ball-shooting-machine @elongated-tennis-ball @elongatedtennisball @stitched-up-tennis-ball
SUMMON THE OTHERS!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!
@the-studyman @fae-tennis-being @bennis-gall-thost @pink-tt-racket @old-tennis-ball @ball-with-a-god-complex @ball-ghost-tennis @babytennisball @bigtennisball @blue-tennis-ball @crazy-ghost-tennis-ball @crazy-tennis-ball @zoominballs @tennis-racquet-thing @tennisball-wizard @i-hate-tennis-ball @i-hate-the-scientist @not-atennisball @demon-tennis-ball @crying-tennis-ball @broken-tennis-ball
ATTACK
Hey have the potatoes seen this yet?
@just-an-average-potato-lol @ssllutty-potato @big--potato
WE ARE HERE
SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL
Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?
ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD
psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches
YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC
eccentric? never heard of that. is it a type of spice?
READ A DICTIONARY, EYE-FOR-BRAINS
I have read the dictionary, in fact I have one right here it says "deviation from being a circular shape" I didn't realises you were complimenting my form, thanks my friend :3
YOUR FORM IS QUITE NONCIRCULAR I MUST SAY. HOWEVER YOU ARE STILL A ROOTRUSTLER
SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL
Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?
ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD
psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches
YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC
eccentric? never heard of that. is it a type of spice?
READ A DICTIONARY, EYE-FOR-BRAINS
SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL
Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?
ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD
psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches
YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC
Aye mates, what brings ye to argue?
ITS FUN
SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL
Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?
ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD
psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches
YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC
SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL
Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?
ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD
SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL
I have more offerings
OH MY
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY
(ID: Duolingo phrase that translates to "Have you heard of the holy potato?")