I Hope I Win the Big Cash

Demoted from Demon King to slug

[when-they-meow]

[meow-moment]

Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.

Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[koth-harvest-final]

i love close reading and i hate fun

[shegayonmygirl]

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[markthekng]

Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:

[zzoupz]

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

[mexifurfoof]

barmaid butt (redraw)

2026 - 2018

[ballgame]

[angel-advise]

can i get an amen break burger

[eggboob]

here you go & have a great burgrer

[angel-advise]

this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog

[dragongirlsnout]

You smoked dog weed

[harpydykehalo]

The what

[verdictvelvet]

fucker! we wanted to trek those

[decayalectical-deactivated20230]

how do you become so well read?

by reading

[callizinc]

Deltarune is great because I never thought we'd get a character even more confusing than like Spamton and Seam and shit and yet even above all the baffling things happening in chapters 3 and 4 This fucking guy still takes the crown for me

[callizinc]

>Created from Kris's favorite(?) childhood toy the Electrical Outlet

>Inexplicably british despite being an american outlet and cares about Kris more than anyone else but only ever talks about their childhood cause that's all he knows; how Kris feels about him is unclear

>Spells out what's been making theorists crazy for years by stating he knows that freedom is what Kris really wants

>"The longer you spend here, the more you realize freedom's just a thing for big shots."

>Okay

>Says he has "The Original Game" of the legend of tenna that Kris used to love backstage, a game that has the freedom they want

>The game has no controller and Kris can only play it through a PINK AND YELLOW colored controller which appears out of fucking nowhere

>Kris says there was someone backstage with them because of this; Ramb says that isn't possible because he was keeping watch the whole time

>The game that's supposed to have the freedom Kris wants, is just a murder romp where you kill enemies that all are obviously resemblances of the Undertale cast with the music stopping after you kill them all in Suspiciously undertale no mercy run themed fashion

>Progressing in the game leads you to a bizarre and unsettling representation of literally just the Weird Route

>Kris progressing in the game leads them to stupid fucking Eram and seemingly just like a representation of their terrible childhood trauma and all the ominous shit happening with the bunker

>And Eram either Has the shadow mantle for some reason or IS the shadow mantle, Despite the fact that this is a fucking Video Game, and we Know that Seam HAD the shadow mantle in the REAL WORLD in chapter 2

>Ramb:

>Refuses to elaborate

>Dies

>Some fuck shows up and says that no one ever liked him and we're glad that he died. He was always talking about what was best for you

[callizinc]

Ramb goes "Oi ive got the best game for you innit chum The real original game The real one the original It's backstage with All the freedom yew want luv I know what Kris really wants ok Yew go have fun luv and i'll make sure nothing weird or ominous or sinister or baffling happens ok Uou go have fun" And 2 minutes later You Were Used Up happens

[krisispiss]

so many people draw Catti deltarune thin when she canonically looks like this and it BOTHERS ME

[lutraviolet]

gay kittays

(commission for skittybitty)