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Slithering around ... if you evem care

I can't believe it's been a week since I heard him purr, or felt him bumping against me for attention. Love you, Storm

#dingus #catblr #rest in peace #why didn't I take more pictures?#I told myself to take more fucking pictures

Mr Clean capitalizes the B in Bald

#mr clean #bald #bald head #shiny ass chrome dome

Can someone help me find that one Dess Holiday rendition that looks like a 12 year old boy with a mental illness (artist's description)? I need to show it to my partner

#utdr #deltarune #dess #dess holiday

mutationgirl

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

Loxodon character I've made for an upcoming one-shot. He's 260 years old and ready to fuck up some evil mage's day/month/year/life

#dnd character #hero forge #dnd 5e #d&d 5e #loxodon #fighter

sagethegremlin

among us is a good show but if i just said that you probably wouldnt believe me

#it really is #so good

prokopetz

Horses exist in zoos, you're pretty sure. That's where they, more or less, belong. It's not like there's a stable next to the auto shop or something. Are there… wild horses? In… nature? Presumably, at some point, there must have been. Probably not, anymore. Oh, the race tracks, though. Duh. They probably have stables. Couldn't lose twenty thousand wen a day if there weren't losing horses to bet on. Horses don't belong at the gas station, but there's one here anyways. Its rider is wearing a leather jacket studded with old military medals; what looks like a torso-sized cogwheel, slung over her back like a shield; a broadsword, underneath the cog-shield; and a pair of holo-screen shades. She dismounts. She slides her card through the machine. The pumps start pumping. The horse sticks out its neck, dips its snout, and begins drinking gasoline directly from the nozzle. The rider holds the spout up to the horse's mouth, at a bit of an awkward angle. She meets your eyes, and shrugs. You know how it is. You don't know how it is. Later, you will see her on the news, clotheslining a police officer on horseback at seventy miles per hour. You will understand even less, and also, so much more.

— Emily Zhu, Ten Thousand Days For the Sword

Fuck all the shippers, I'm headcanoning Ryland Grace as aromantic

#project hail mary #ryland grace #ryland phm #aromantic #he's not asexual but he doesn't fuck the rocks either #he just suffers in sexual frustration

atomikats

curiouser and curiouser

#loved her

Giving my landlord the special before they can

@dingusintoxicate-uwu

#landlords #landlord #landlord special #Wouldn't come to this if you didn't charge over half the house's income for the cheapest mf in town and raise it in retaliation

fairycosmos

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

dingusintoxicate-uwu

I think America is about to get bitten in the ass by the complete failure to build out transit, thanks to this oil crisis.

In other countries, people are being told to utilize trains and busses more for work commutes and daily trips in order to conserve fuel use. This just isn't possible in America. The majority of the country just does not have the infrastructure for people to seriously cut back on driving.

If my boyfriend couldn't afford to get to work by car anymore, he simply could not go to work. The bus line he needs runs hourly, requires 3 inconvenient transfers involving doubling back across two cities, and he'd still be a 20 minute walk from work. And this is GOOD by american standards the moment you leave the big city.

We funded cars instead of the train or bus, now cars are unaffordable and there's no train or bus.