dingusIntoxicate

[They/Any Nonbinary] I pulled an uno skip card from my tarot deck and now I'm here.

[unpaid-inchworm]

Obsessed with the fact that, in a show that got away with a ton of gore, swearing, and innuendo for something rated tv-pg, they still managed to push the butt jokes to a point where someone had to step in and be like "ok that's too much ass"

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

Warframe regional chat is talking abt how horny/fucked up the kinks of the warframe community is, but like

My tenno in christ there's literally a Voreframe. It's the devs that are down bad, the community is the one being subjected to it lmao

[nezu]

german emotions

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

This comic has unironically convinced me to watch this movie.

[bigboicaracal]

Giving my landlord the special before they can

@dingusintoxicate-uwu

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

Funny thing is, I put more care into that duct tape than the landlord puts into this shithole

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

I try not to drop video game salt into ppls blogs but I just gotta vent

I had a perfect team in splat3 (shout out to Bon Jovi, 🔷Daimond🎵, and Marliegirl) and it was going so well then maps rotated. Next match I finally see Triumvirate and it's high tide with a disconnect and tri Roller.

It's not his fault but I 1000% blame Mr. Grizz.

[redstonedust]

cozy game is such a weird term to me i feel like it gets applied to so many genres. life sims farming games rpgs survival games strategy games. i saw someone call dont starve a cozy game. i feel like the vibes of dont starve are quite possibly the opposite of cozy actually.

[redstonedust]

i was talking to my roommate and she mentioned that she often feels like people say 'cozy game' in the same way gamers would derisevely call something a 'girls game' in the 2000s. which is something to think about tbh. much to consider.

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

I don't think that's exactly a bad thing. Most gaming circles I grew up in also had the connotation that those games "aren't real games." One of the misogynistic parts of gaming culture that I'm proud to have personally moved on from, and I think branding these games as Cozy instead really helps break down the bad notions that get spread.

[larkandkatydid]

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

[larkandkatydid]

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

[sauriansolutions]

This is why scientists study everything.

[mikkeneko]

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

[bigboicaracal]

Trying to play casual poker at a party and some fucker came to the table insisting on convoluted bullshit chip denominations until half the table left

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

The entire table ended up leaving so only the host and the fucker were left arguing, it was crazy

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

Update that neither of us brought to Tumblr, same dude started going on about how "gReAt" Israel is and promptly got banned from the party.

Rest in Piss bozo

[bigboicaracal]

Trying to play casual poker at a party and some fucker came to the table insisting on convoluted bullshit chip denominations until half the table left

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

The entire table ended up leaving so only the host and the fucker were left arguing, it was crazy

[queer-as-city-folk]

Why are the purple colored lines in cities always the most interesting transit lines?

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

I think America is about to get bitten in the ass by the complete failure to build out transit, thanks to this oil crisis.

In other countries, people are being told to utilize trains and busses more for work commutes and daily trips in order to conserve fuel use. This just isn't possible in America. The majority of the country just does not have the infrastructure for people to seriously cut back on driving.

If my boyfriend couldn't afford to get to work by car anymore, he simply could not go to work. The bus line he needs runs hourly, requires 3 inconvenient transfers involving doubling back across two cities, and he'd still be a 20 minute walk from work. And this is GOOD by american standards the moment you leave the big city.

We funded cars instead of the train or bus, now cars are unaffordable and there's no train or bus.

[pisshandkerchief]

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

What sites traumatized you as a kid/preteen?

Roblox

Discord

MySpace

Early YouTube

Tumblr

DeviantArt

4chan

Omegle

Fanfiction.net

Quotev

R 50/50

Multiple of these (comment below)

Voting ended onMay 9

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

It's an absolute crime iFunny isn't on here, I came from a real hellscape.

[dingusintoxicate-uwu]

If I ever learn of a fictional infohazard, it becomes my solemn duty to commit to the bit of the infohazard (assuming I'm capable).

For example, when a person tries to refer to me, SCP-426, they're compulsively forced to refer in the First Person!

It's just fun to perpetuate the spirit of the fiction :3

[hereticpraetor]

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

[sourcreammachine]

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

[fedoraspooky]

It's that time again

[gamerkrillslair]

plans are particles. they change and adapt. i didn't intend to spend 4 hours in the dark tunnel and take an edible I found in my backpack, but saturday guided my hand and here we are

[gamerkrillslair]

i might have fallen asleep in the tunnel but i had nemo guarding me so it's fine