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[stellarspecter]

[chirmartir]

Ch👍

[massacre-girlypop]

ACAB

[sourcreammachine]

[official-megumin]

I fucking love when cops are such losers that you don’t even need to clown on them, they just do it themselves

[owligator]

This answer got too LONG so I’m just making it its own post, but yeah!! Although they aren’t quite breeds in the same way as modern horse breeds– most wastelanders just refer to sleipnir by a few super informal “types” that are based on appearance and function, instead of ancestry/genetics. All pre-war horses and horse breeds are extinct, but new varieties of sleipnir have evolved or been bred by wastelanders across the wasteland! Here are some of the most widely recognized! featuring a…little ghostly cowboy man for scale

[conzoop]

[lordsmaf]

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

[trickstertime]

I also respect the author for putting them all online for free

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the FUCK is going on in the animorphs books

Why not find out they’re all online for free

[squeakitties]

tumblr used to be The Porn Site and not even 4 months ago ppl with supernatural icons were telling me to kill myself for saying that porn is art

[angellurgy]

shoutout to girls who never stopped "talking like a boy" btw

[angellurgy]

i genuinely adore it so much when a girl speaks in ways soms would typically see as a 'dudebro' or boy thing like. you dont gotta have to give up saying 'bro' or 'man', you dont gotta give up whatever boyish accent you developed, you dont have to give up that (beautiful) deep hearty laugh. y'all are lovely lovely girls and im always happy when im blessed w talking to ya. you're perfect. i love you.

[angellurgy]

i mean yeah thats obvious i would choke on one and worship the ground she walks on at the first request i get

[beardedmrbean]

[pointnclick]

fuck my stupid baka life. and this gay earth

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you have GOT to stop gendering the wizards it hurts them! wizards don’t naturally have gender in the wild and unless they spontaneously grow one (which is known to happen) you should never gender a wizard! it can take years off a wizards lifespan

[wizardwithglitter]

Howl Pendragon (howl’s moving castle) vs. Wizard Animal (wizardsisananimal)

Howl

Wizard Animal

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[wizardsisananimal]

help me steal this guy's castle

[evilwizard]

i never misgender anyone because i only refer to them as a “foolish oaf,” “hideous creature,” or “tawdry-minded buffoon.” that’s just my wizard’s charm

[dat-soldier]

Jeff and his trademark catchphrase

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

If you are seeing this post, you have been blessed!

Today is your final chance to do it. You will never be able to again!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

That smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a Peanuts strip I love it I love you I would die for this possum

[autoraton]

am enamoured with this fellow…

[teathattast]

Get 30 Days Free!

[moogotron]

of what?

[teathattast]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

Cat pills!

[aptronyms]

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[aptronyms]

this is what it's all about

[dreamwithintheheart]

I gotta add my girl Summer to this post. 

[dragonindigo245]

Summer is a master of using coils like arms and hands

[sweet--tooth]