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Judy + flirting with Jen

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daily reminder to please be nice to your fbi agent! u never know if his sister was abducted by aliens or if his coworkers call him spooky even though he’s just trying his best :(

fleabaged

she’s a CAREER driven woman now. She is BUILDING her resume. she is USING indeed.com. She is SEARCHING for that greater passion in life and I love that journey for her.

humanveil

Do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?

I know the gestures. I imagined it all, waiting for you.

Portrait de la jeune fille en feu | Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma.

#literally kill me!!!

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claire saffitz: investigative chef

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sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

1dietcokeinacan

mustlearntoadult

albertserra

tennesseewillams

mrs dalloway can buy the flowers herself. as a treat.

dwight-schrutes

‘tis the season

mrgaretcarter

moghedien

Ann Walker: *looks longingly at Anne Lister’s house in the distance*

Ann Walker: *heart races at hearing that Anne Lister is returning to Shibden*

Ann Walker: *talks about that one time she met Anne Lister every chance she gets*

Ann Walker: *offers to deliver a reference for Washington to Anne Lister after he has already been hired by her*

Ann Walker: *finally comes up with a reason to visit Anne Lister and spends the whole time staring at her lips and giggling*

Ann Walker: *shoves magazines in her couch cushions when Anne Lister comes to visit because that’s where that goes*

Ann Walker: *goes ‘Really?!’ when Anne Lister asks to visit again*

Ann Walker: *says she can totally drop everything to travel Europe with Anne Lister*

Anne Lister: I think you’re a little bit in love with me.

Ann Walker: WHAT

beyonce-knowles-carter

ACCORDING TO METACRITIC, “LEMONADE” BY BEYONCÉ IS THE MOST ACCLAIMED FEMALE ALBUM OF THE DECADE.

You find the black tube inside her beauty case where she keeps your father’s old prison letters. You desperately want to look like her. You look nothing like your mother. You look everything like your mother. Film star beauty. How to wear your mother’s lipstick. You go to the bathroom to apply your mother’s lipstick. Somewhere no one can find you.

You must wear it like she wears disappointment on her face. Your mother is a woman and women like her cannot be contained. Mother dearest, let me inherit the earth. Teach me how to make him beg. Let me make up for the years he made you wait. Did he bend your reflection? Did he make you forget your own name? Did he convince you he was a god? Did you get on your knees daily? Do his eyes close like doors? Are you a slave to the back of his head?

Am I talking about your husband or your father?

LEMONADE (2016)

allofthemwitches-deactivated202

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

radgoblin

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!