Dork in a flannel

internally an awkward teenage boy. want to know more, ask.

[biggest-dork-ever-blog]

Vent

Wow you are just a shitty driver arent you.

[biggest-dork-ever-blog]

Rant

I asked you to not be on your phone because you have almost got us in to 4 car accidents on this trip from being on your phone. The passenger up front is the navigator for a reason. Let her do it.

[liryae-blog]

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

[justbadpuns]

I got a master’s degree in being ignored; no one seems to care

[babyanimalgifs]

Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

[beynons]

Wtf

[vampstappen]

what the FUCK

[attack-on-sarcasm]

SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT!

[shining-magically]

is it not common knowledge that the creator of spongebob is also a marine biologist

[whats-a-queen-without-a-king]

No no it’s not. Holy shit he was a genius.

Thank this marine biologist for making the greatest classic show ever.

[cyclelogically]

My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”

She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron

[sobeitjayt]

Rockin Robbin

[sipthisslow-deactivated20181111]

This is so pure.

[tahitea]

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

that’s 110%

[cianur00]

[filesdone-deactivated20130818]

thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

[ruinedchildhood]

Entering 2018 like…

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gravv3s]

[weirdnessisgood]

[fuckinfreddie]

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

[my-honor-blog1]

Never forget.

[beyonceisstraight]

SCREAMING 💀💀☠☠☠

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[champgn]