Nicole💋

instagram: @big_hoops

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Can I hit it raw?

Yes

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We got married

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Can I hit it raw?

Yes

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hmmm

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Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

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I taste blood for some reason lmao

[daco-broman]

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

[marshals-to-dictators]

You deadass?

[meme-theft]

[2spleenz]

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[plasticgarbagecan]

God: let there be light

Moths:

[fuckassmcgee]

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe

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[animentality]

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

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When you have major depression and your friends force you to go out to party:

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I laughed so ugly and so loud at this you have no idea

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[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

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The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.

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One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back

[alexander]

does anyone know the name of this instrument and possibly the source of this video?

[weird-syrup]

it’s a hang drum :)

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Everytime I see this I reblog.

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I was at our local bakery recently and came across a loaf of bread quaintly branded as a “Peasant Loaf”. It was selling for over $6—the irony of this was not lost on me. 

In retaliation I have decided to post what I actually think of as a peasant loaf, but with the luxury of finely ground modern flour which is less likely to break your teeth because actual peasant loaf bread is like chewing rocks unless you’re soaking it in soup or stew. 

This is a very simple loaf, it requires no special tools and is a fairly forgiving dough for beginners to work with. Also it has the added bonus of looking like an expensive artisan loaf, but costs literal pennies to make once you invest in the basic ingredients.

So what do you need?

Ingredients:

Plain flour (or wholewheat if you prefer)

One sachet of active dry yeast.

Salt.

Water.

Tools:

Bowl

Mug

Prep and bake time total: 2 hours 45 minutes.

Yep, that’s it. You’ll notice that there’s no quantities listed up there, and that’s because you’ll be using the mug to measure everything. This helps to make sure your quantities are consistent, and means that so long as you have a mug and your ingredients, you can make bread. Heck you don’t even need a bowl, it just makes clean up easier.

Again I had Elusive Tumblr Dad help me take the photos so be warned this is going to be fairly image heavy under the cut :D

Step One: Gather your stuff.

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