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@bigjuicy-1999
shaggy fucking snaps
you had to give me something soft aaaaaa. either way here is my hot take on this subject bc hell yes. also, wow a post?? that’s new. (dani if ur reading,, i accidentally made a subtle reference to takis and takis lime bye.)
Osomatsu:
Probably one of the coolest dads you’re going to meet. He treats his kids like he would treat his friends, and he has tons of inside jokes with them.
Sorta lets his kids do whatever, when it comes to basic tasks and schoolwork. He isn’t the type to put pressure on them, he simply trusts that they’ll do the right thing. And not burn the house down, hopefully.
Will buy them McDonald’s if they shout for it, probably because he wants it just as bad as they do. Never feeds his kids anything healthy, I swear.
Does adorable, yet, questionable things without consulting his s/o. Yup, he got a random dog. Can’t get rid of it now, because the kids love it.
Constantly grossing out his kids by talking about the birds and the bees.
Karamatsu:
Less a dad, moreso a motivational speaker that lives in the same house.
Thinks that he’s Gordon Ramsay and insists he does the cooking. His s/o has probably never had to touch a burner in their life because of him.
Would honestly be the best person to host a barbecue, just imagine him wearing one of those cheesy aprons that says, ‘Kiss The Cook.’ Wow.
It is not in his nature to raise a child who is insecure or overly reserved, and he is always trying his hardest to assist his children in building up their self confidence. Whether it includes them wearing shades or not.
Super supportive. The type of dad to cry at any event that includes his child, whether it’s their graduation, or a shitty elementary school play.
Choromatsu:
One of the more strict dads, as he would not want his kids to be NEETS themselves, but with the right s/o he may not be as much of a tight ass.
Censors out inappropriate content i.e. horror movies and sexual media. He would shield his first child from this content, but not his second one.
The reason for his uptight nature is because he does not want his children to make the same mistakes that he did growing up. He encourages them to be both respectful and hardworking. Unlike him and his brothers kek.
Incapable of making a meal for anyone in the house, resorts to takeout.
If you think he would stop liking idol girls as an adult, you are mistaken. He would take his kids and s/o to go see Nyaa-Chan killing it in her 30s.
Ichimatsu:
The most protective out of all the dads. If he hears that his kid is being bullied, either verbally or physically, he makes it his priority to handle it.
Honestly pretty intimidating as a father, so much to a point where he is not able to have a parent-teacher conference unless his s/o goes with him.
If his child ends up allergic to cats… He’s throwing them out lmao sorry.
Completely understanding of his children. He is a soft shoulder to cry on for them, as he knows what it feels like to not be completely alright mentally, or to have yourself at a point of hurting. He’s naturally nurturing.
When his kids were younger, he would constantly be the one to lull them to sleep, by cuddling them and keeping them close. He denies it now.
Jyushimatsu:
Hyper dad, questioned whether or not he is a kid stuck in a dad’s body.
Definitely the type to encourage his children to go into a sport at some point during school, as he thinks that an active family is a happy family.
Will stereotypically play catch with gloves and a baseball with his kid at some point. Don’t be surprised if he accidentally knocks them out lol.
Actually decent at doing chores around the house, though if he gets carried away with it he might end up breaking something. Still, helpful.
Always tries to put a smile on his family’s faces with his antics. He thoroughly dislikes the thought of them being negative or having a bleak outlook, so he feels that if they smile, once a day, they will be happier.
Todomatsu:
A mixture of a dad who pulls up to events looking fresh to death, and a dad who will overshare on social media when it comes to his children.
Takes it upon himself to dress his kids, when they must look fashionable, but even then, he’ll dress them for school too, even if they have uniforms.
The best when it comes to doing chores and cleaning around the house.
Encourages his kids to take advantage of the opportunities that they have around them, whether it is joining a club or making a blog. He wants them to make their presence known socially, and to build good relationships.
Always aware of his children’s grades, really tight with their teachers.
First night sleeping together in the nude (He’s asking about cuddling)
Have I ever mentioned that when I first tried to draw Karamatsu having sex, I was so flustered by just the concept alone that all I could draw was these floating facial expressions I still can’t quite draw it, even a year later from then
When you draw a naughty face so good, it actually makes you go
Still thinking about those neck kisses @//_//@
@maximeloonatic
Okay first of all, are you kidding me I LOVE Heathers!! So thank you very much for this request, which got wayyyy out of hand bc I was too inspired and hyped up and :
1. I didn’t want to cut off the song so I ended up doing the whole fucking thing
2. Part of me always wanted to try and make an animatic
3. I couldn’t decide on a Matsu so I just threw all of them in there (If reader-chan either has fun with the Matsu of your choosing or straight up fucks all of them is up to interpretation)
Like I said this is my first stab at this whole thing so sorry if it seems confusing with the angle and Matsu changes throughout or if it doesn’t look in synch with the song at times
Anyway, this was..hard but fun! Mad props to people who do any form of animation, you guys are loonatics
Hope you enjoy it! ❤️
(I also pretty much only gave her hair bc of the ‘pull my hair’ lyric)
heyyy welcome to the Osomatsu-san community! Can i request how all the matsu's first kiss with the reader went?
Thank you so much! and Of course you can!. I hope to involve myself more in the community eventually UuU!
Osomatsu - Osomatsu talks a big game but he’s actually really nervous to kiss you, he’s not sure if he should ask you or if he should just go for it. Date after date he says he’ll do it but he chickens out. Finally it probably comes out after you make him really excited somehow.
“You’re the cutest, y/n! I could just kiss you right now!”
“then why dont you?”
He sees it as his oppurtunity and strikes.
Karamatsu - Karamatsu honestly respects your boundaries and wouldn’t want to force himself upon you in anyway. He knows he has to be sure that you are really as interested in him as he is with you. After a few dates his heart yearns to be with you. He texts you to meet him at the place you first meet each other (like the cliche he is). He waits for you there with a confident pose and roses, and proceeds to proclaim his love for you for the whole world to hear.
“y/n! The prettiest flower in my garden, my light in the dark! I can no longer bear another second without being able to call you mine!”
He’s all down on one knee and holding your hand like a marriage proposal. After saying yes, he stands and kisses you. You don’t realize people are clapping until the kiss is broken. You love this man but now you have no idea if you should let the small crowd know he was just asking you out.
Choromatsu - Bless his huge nerd soul this boy has no idea how to kiss you what so ever. Just the thought of it makes him so nervous that he almost forgets to breathe. When he’s with you, he stares at your lips but when he thinks of even leaning in he can hardly look you in the face. He’s really scared that maybe you wont be into kissing him, or maybe you weren’t interested in him like that. You bother had so much in common but that didn’t mean that you wanted to date him, much less kiss him!
You might have to make the first move, gotta make it smooth yet subtle, like the pocky game!
You bring pocky the next time you hangout with him, snacking on a few first before sticking the end of one in your mouth and offering it to him. At first he’s confused, and then flustered before he agrees and puts him mouth on the other end. It goes so fast before he realizes it, you chomp a big piece out of the stick to get to press your lips against his. After a few seconds and the break of the kiss, he swallows the bit of pocky he actually got to chew before you rushed in. His face all red and flustered, he doesn’t know what to say.
There’s an awkward silence between you two before he speaks up
“…..c-can we …..pl-play it again?”
Ichimatsu - This boy wont admit it but he is super afraid of kissing you. He can’t imagine anyone like you would kiss him, he was just grateful that you seemed to enjoy his company. His cat friends seemed to grow just attached to you as they are to Ichi. You truly are something special.
His brother’s catch him smiling when he thinks of you and they tease him about it till he leaves the room.He doesn’t want to ask his brothers for advice because he knows that none of them would have any advice that would actually help him.
It kind of just comes out of nowhere, honestly. You both decide to go to this time-to-time walk to visit Ichi’s little cat friends. You both go to the store to get snacks for them first, stepping out from the store the wind starts to pick up a little bit. You weren’t prepared to face the cold wind today and Ichi notices it as you hug yourself and shiver.
“Do you want my sweater? im wearing long sleeves underneath it”
He starts to take it off but you insist that its not a big deal but he pushes it and continues to take the sweater off. You grab his arms to push his jacket back on him in protest when both of you freeze and find yourselves looking into each others eyes. Something just said that the time was right as you both leaned in and kissed.
As you pulled away, you’re flushed cheeks kept you from shivering to the wind. Embarrassed, Ichi looked away, his cheeked just as red as yours.
“s-….s-sorry”
Jyushimatsu - Jyushimatsu loved you so much and there was no denying that. Everytime you were both together he couldn’t help but do everything in his will to make you laugh. Even if you were down, he would listen closely to what was bothering you and he always knew what to say and how to make you feel so much better.
Jyushimatsu was a little more careful though, after his first heartbreak he wasn’t sure if he could take another like that. It took a while before he actually asked.
You both planed to have a picnic that day, he provided the cute printed blanket as you provided the home-made food.
“y/n! You’re such an amazing cook! If i could, i would love to eat your food everyday!”
You couldn’t help but respond with a big smile.
He couldn’t help but look at your mouth for a while. You both sat in gleeful silence as he looked at you staring off into the distance, enjoying the scenery.
“y/n?”
“hm?”
“should we kiss?”
“….well i dont see why not!~”
Todomatsu - He’d keep you a secret from his brothers for a LONNNNNGGGG time. His brothers were THE LAST PEOPLE he would ask on how to kiss you, not to mention probably the least qualified.
He had this whole thing planned out in his head, he had an image to keep. Not to mention he wanted to look like he knew what he was doing. He planned to ask you to hangout the following day, just to walk around town, go out to eat, and do whatever you really wanted to do.
His plans went south quickly though because his brothers ended up being everywhere around town so he wasted that time with you, avoiding running into them. He lost his wallet and you ended up having to pay for your and his food (which you insisted wasn’t a big deal but it was a disaster to him) and ultimately he was so bummed out in the end.
The day was coming to an end, you knew he was acting strange all day so you wanted to do something special for him. Taking his hand, you pulled him to a park. Within this park you found the most perfect spot on a hill to show him how beautiful the sky was as the sun was setting. His smile was so worth it, he felt a wave of relief as he stopped worrying about what happened today. He turned to you with a wink and a smile,
“y/n, we should kiss, ok?”
could I get the Matsu bros reacting to Ichimatsu having a very affectionate girlfriend? that would make my day oml, also I love your blog! >w<
(thank you so much, dear!! this is my first answer in drabble form, so i put it under a read more for length reasons.)
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Headcannon for Sidon, Teba, Revali and Link having a s/o who lost their memory after taking a blow to their head, how they would help to regain their lost memories and how they react to their s/o gaining their memory back?
S/o loses their memories and how the boys deal with it
Sidon
He is devastated. Just. Devastated.
He cannot fathom that you, the love of his life, no longer remember him
He does not want to give up and tries to explain who he is
But even optimistic as this Prince is, Sidon is hurt when you are apprehensive with his assertive recollections
He tries to show you all the special places you two would sneak off together
But each time, you shrug your shoulders in response when asked if you remember a thing, he wants to cry
He has no choice but to stay strong
But as the weeks go by, then months, and nothing has changed, Sidon who tries to show you tidbits of your life together, he is slowly giving up.
He is depressed he cannot hold you, to you he is but a stranger. And all he wants to do is hold you in his arms and never let go
But one day, when his sorrow overwhelms him he hugs you from behind.
He is confused when you lurch forward clutching your head.
Tears spill from his eyes when you turn to him, dazed and confused.
“I-I remember you!”
He lets out a sob of happiness, thanking Hylia to the stars and beyond.
Teba
He does not want to believe it. He thinks it’s just a cruel joke
“How can you not remember me? We’ve been together for years, [Name].”
But when he sees you cower in fear, he torn between being crushed and enraged.
He doesn’t know what to do and spends the first few hours mulling over how this happen
He begins to blame himself and cannot hide his pain. “If I was faster. If I was better then-”
He tries not to snap, and keep himself in check but when something that used to mean so much to the two of you, holds no meaning at all now, he wants to flee
But he stays by your side no matter how much it tears him up.
He feels hollow when he takes care of you. He glares as the wound on your head
Some night he stays up staring at your sleeping form, wondering what he did to deserve this
Other nights he reads up on how to help those with amnesia, but he gets discouraged seeing “Most never regain their memories.”
He stares at you blankly as you stare at him, he loves you so much, but not this blank shell of a person that took you over.
The desires and passion you once had is not there. And he does not feel comfortable getting to know the new you.
But one day when he walks in his home and sees your face buried in his tunic, he’s concerned and confused
When your face rises, and tears are gushing he is in a panic.
“Oh, Teba!! I am so sorry!”
He doesn’t say anything but bring you into a hug and silently cry.
Revali
“No. No. No, no, no! [Name], please tell me you remember me? Even just a little?”
He will demand any healers, shamans, and what have you to come fix you. But each time they tell him the same thing. “We will have to wait and see.”
But he doesn’t want to believe it. “Do not patronize me as if you understand! My [Name] is not here! My [Name] would not forget me!”
He spends his days working with you, slowly easing you into the routines you used to do, and read stories to you like always.
But he can feel himself unraveling, nothing he does works.
No clever insult. No puns. No boisterous feats. Nothing that used to get you riled up works.
At night he tries not to, but he cries. When he sees your form sleeping at the other end of the house, he just wants to shake you until you can remember.
Your mannerism are there, he can tell. Some days your hand wonders to brush his wing, but his heart shrivels when he realized you “made a mistake”.
He tells you stories of your adventures together, and there is a bitter-sweetness to his tone.
“Heh, but then beast threw you on a cart of coal.” He mumbles under his breath
“It wasn’t coal, it was chunks of diamonds.”
He is surprised, but so are you.
“You- Yeah, you came to my rescue, and I got mad so instead I-”
He flings his body on yours and nuzzles his face along yours.
Link
He was there when it happened and he felt like the world around him stopped
He remembers when he first picked your body up, a deep gash pouring blood
When Link had healed you on the battlefield he was concerned caused you did not wake up
He never left your side, even when others would tell him to go rest, but he wouldn’t leave, not until you woke up.
When you did, he wasn’t sure what to do with himself, but he hugged you
But he was so confused when you shoved him off you, looking at him like he was some savage.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing? Stay off!”
He tried to reason with you, but you cut him off. “I don’t know anything about you! Get out!”
His heart shattered and he plopped on the chair behind him.
Although you were hostile, he came everyday. He didn’t say a word, but would lay down some trinkets you used to fond over.
He didn’t know how to help you, he knew that eventually, if it ever did, your memory would come back.
He would have to be patient.
He waited years, and was still by your side.
He had gotten used to the new person you were, and your hostile attitude melted away by his caring side.
One day when the two of you were out for a stroll you tripped and he caught you. Your arms wrapped around him
He could hear you inhale his scent before you engulf him in a hug. “Link, you smell like my Link…”
A tear slid down his cheek, he knew his patience would pay off one day.
⋯ poco’s udon world ⋯ episode 1 ⋯
Am I dreaming this up?
Nezumi Otoko and Neko Musume competing as a team in the three-legged race in the intro for the 2018 GeGeGe no Kitarō (ゲゲゲの鬼太郎) series.
Yup yup! Not much I can preface with, but it’s one of my favorite things when it comes to couple, Ichimatsu x GN!Reader, UNDER THE CUT!
Cat and Mouse. Your beloved being the predator always, as you sincerely enjoyed the chase. In the hallways of the Matsuno mansion you dashed, light on your feet as you felt danger looming around every corner. Scared, however, was the furthest thing from what you were. As you rounded corners and dashed down the lengthy hallways, you heard the dark rasping of your purple clad gangster,
“Here kitty kitty~” He didn’t sound far - which meant you definitely need to keep running.
Small snickers escape you as you flitted down a flight of stairs, thinking you’ve finally outrun him - only to have your wrists captured and wrapped behind you when you rounded the banister. Immediately you were pulled up against the figure that grabbed your arms. Teeth and lips trailed pointed bites up your next until they found the shell of your ear,
“More like a mouse, actually” he chuckled low, “…Game over.”
You were spun around to face him, gasping in delight at the hunger that poured from his expression, grin seemingly in a snarl - though you knew better. He smashed his lips against yours, thick fingers digging into the loose strands of your hair as he forced his tongue into your mouth. You groaned at the sensation, your own hands bunching the material of his eggplant vest. Without warning, he slammed you into the nearby wall as his tongue wrestled down yours - and your leg was hiked up to wrap around his waist. A mixture of lashes and licks was how your tongues danced, and your body was heating up pinned against Ichimatsu the way it is; when he pressed his obvious erection up against your ass you gasped into his mouth, for which you felt him grin. You felt his hand twist in your hair and suddenly your head was yanked back.
“Mmmf, Ichi…” you whined as he leaned into suck hard in the crook of your neck. He freed a hand from behind you, looking to slide behind the zipper of your jeans and aiming lower - until a loud, blaring tone sounded in the stairwell. A warning growl left the man, ready to maim whichever one of his brothers had the fucking nerve to call him right now of all fucking times. He dug into his pocket, whipping the phone out and swiping,
“WHAT” he barked, only to reel back in fright for a second, “S-Sorry Osomatsu-niisan…” Ichimatsu trailed his gaze off to the side as he listened carefully. No other words were spoken from your boyfriend other than “Got it. Bye.”
He closed his eyes, inhaling to shake off his annoyance, “I have to go…The Don has a job I need to take care of.” You nodded, moving to peck a quick kiss to his cheek, “I’ll wait for you,” and you flashed him a look of something mischievous. He grinned wickedly, biting at your lower lip only to catch it and immediately let go.
“Wait in my room…Order dinner if you want,” he slipped past you slowly, the pleased expression sinking into one more sinister and serious, “Who knows how long this could take…”
From Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Bam Ui Pati.
Sung by the glorious Agnes Shin, of end credits fame! Seriously she is absurdly good. That high note in the chorus is no joke.
You never actually hear the song in its continuous entirety in the episode (it’s edited into smaller bits), but now it’s here!
I have deep cultural shame for producing a song in Korean but having to hire a translator and being totally clueless as to what the final lyrics actually mean.
buttons i did for @erasermiczine! you can get them & other cool extras in the bundle