[cyberbots-deactivated20190715]

[pyomorphic]

can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit

[raejin99]

A bunch of cavemen: *just sitting around, chewing on sticks or something*

One caveman: *stubs his toe on a rock* AW FUCK

The other cavemen:

[hellsite-yano]

Fallacy Brain: squirting sauce all over your chips like a primitive

Galaxy Brain: Having the sauce separate on the side

[hellsite-yano]

[mrpapergoat]

You know what, that’s fair.

[ratanak45]

Soldier 76 vs 76 soldiers

[heir-conditioning]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[flappystag-deactivated20180630]

Wait a second…

[heough]

every fucking time, every time i see this stupid fucking spy with his stupid fucking mask, i laugh so hard

[sydin18]

Team Fortress 2’s comedic story telling never loses its luster

[googleygareth]

Incredible. Game is almost 20 years old and we’re still finding secrets. Love this game.

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post

[skarchomp]

dumbledork: harrey you gotta learn that being a shitty wizard is fucking important, do everything i say and learn to fear death every day by age 11 or you’re not worth talking to

gandalf:

[dgsdgdsgsdgdhshsdfhshshsdhsdh-d]

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,

singing ‘Ayo…’

DESPACITO…”

[beskar-iron]

y'know what, fuck you in particular

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

That’s fair

[disc80s]

[raspberrychainsaw]

[digitalfrontiers]

Portraits of Halo

15 years ago today (Nov 15, 2001) Halo and the Xbox were released. At first, i didn’t pay the console, or the game, much mind. I had my doubts about Microsoft and this relatively unknown shooter brought over from the computer world, so i figured i’d give the system a pass for the time being. Over the next few months though, i kept hearing good things about Halo. It got rave reviews in the magazines and a few people i knew played it non stop. But still, i held off. Then one night, i stopped by my friends house to hang out for a bit. After a while, he asked if i wanted to play some games and suggested we dive into a few levels of Halo, Co-op. We played the first 4-5 areas straight through and about 30 minutes in, i was completely hooked. I can’t overstate the amount of joy and fun i had. Headshotting grunts, driving the warthog off cliffs while blasting the horn, and watching groups of Covenant scatter and curse at me in their alien language as i chucked a grenade right in the middle of them, had me smiling from ear to ear. And playing it all with a friend, cooperatively (which was something i had never really done before), brought the experience to a completely new level. The controls were tight, the AI was fantastic and the levels were massive. I couldn’t ask for much more when it came to gameplay.  

Keep reading

[memesandlaughs]

[pyomorphic]

can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit

[raejin99]

A bunch of cavemen: *just sitting around, chewing on sticks or something*

One caveman: *stubs his toe on a rock* AW FUCK

The other cavemen:

[rslashrats]

*step step step*

ive come to give you Rat Power

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

me? I can have Rat Power?

[rslashrats]

Yes, All May Receive My Wondrous Rat Power

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[jinglebellrockstars]