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@bigoldnope
Huge mood
don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return
It’s called creating jobs
actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)
Sage advice
Absolutely
As if it’s complicated
raccoons and their… little hands
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
heS SO ANGRY
this is a very very good video
omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while
Same. (via matsuda98)
the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video
don’t bother him when he’s in the zone
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so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
“Camping With Dogs” Instagram Will Inspire You To Go Hiking With Your Dog
you go, you beautiful person. you fuckin go.
YES FUCK YES
No ok but I actually met him. Several of my colleagues and students were hired to do some assessments for several manmade and natural ponds on his property. He wanted to maintain them with several different fish populations so that kids nearby could fish and have a good time.
While we were working he rode up in his four wheeler with a terrified look on his face. I never thought I would see a former football player on the verge of tears, but boy howdy he nearly was. Several of us stop what we were doing and go over to see what was up.
“I was running the tractor through the field and almost hit a fawn.” He says.
Now, for reference, it’s pretty common to have farmers run over and kill fawns. The defense mechanism of fawns when they are young is to lay down low and not move…which obviously isn’t great for when there’s a tractor. It happens all the time, but it can be pretty bloody. It’s not a pretty sight.
So, thinking that maybe such a gory scene unnerved him and that we may have to dispose of the body, I say “Mr. Brown, is the fawn still alive?”
He says “Yes, I took it to the barn…but I’m afraid the mom won’t take it back because it has human scent on it.”
The myth about “human scent” is a common one, but it’s just that…a myth. But still, this guy was absolutely terrified that this little deer was going to live the first few weeks of its life without a parent. He was distraught.
Luckily my professor/boss was like “Don’t worry Mr. Brown, if you return the fawn relatively close to the spot that you found it, the mother will come back. The human scent thing is just a myth. The fawn will be alright, just be sure to keep the barn quiet so that the fawn doesn’t panic.”
Mr. Brown’s face lit up and he let out a sigh of relief. “Thank God” he said “I was so worried.”
And that’s the story of how I met the sweetest man ever: Mr. Jason Brown.
fyi Jason Brown is still the cutest
I can’t believe this is a real story, but it’s a real story.
What a swell person