Just be thankful its not porn

I'm the mum of every friendship group || 24, Edinburgh, some kinda queer

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

[cereusblue]

Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.

[nerdygaymormon]

[necromancer-cowboah]

LOOK AT THESE CUTE ANIMALS AKAJAJAJAJSNAJ

[daydenmax-drawings]

OMG, THESE GUYS ARE SO CUTE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO SOFT AND AMAZING

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[strangehats-deactivated20220504]

[sunnychespin]

We did it again people, reblog to get some divine intervention and never miss a saving throw again

[ubuyo]

this is the palutena of crits, reblog in the next 30 seconds to roll nat20s without fail forever

[poemswords]

[delphinidin4]

[thatlaurenlady]

Do you really like thick girls? Or are you just talking about big boobs and ass. Cause if you’re not expecting thick girls to have tummies and big arms, I think you got the game fucked up.

[trekkiemage]

[headspace-hotel]

I was about to reblog this, and then I saw the picture and I got the joke, in that order.

like this is just what a normal D&D session is like

[luxlightly]

If I hadn’t seen this caption I literally would never have gotten the joke. This is just a perfect representation of a normal D&D session. 

[aidashakur]

As bad as you wanna address it, some things are better left unsaid. Some things aren’t worth the energy tbh. Learn to pick your battles.

[skyecandi-deactivated20180917]

[theawfuledges]

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

[biiconic]

Discount monster ass? What a deal

[biiconic]

Cannot wait to live somewhere where door slamming so loud that it shakes things off my side isn’t seen used as an intimidation tactic towards me

[perfeqt]

“She did not need much, wanted very little. A kind word, sincerity, fresh air, clean water, a garden, kisses, books to read, sheltering arms, a cozy bed, and to love and be loved in return.”

— Starra Neely Blade (via meineluft)

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“When a toxic person can no longer control you, they will try to control how others see you. This misinformation will feel unfair, but stay above it, trusting that other people will eventually see the truth - just like you did.”

— Unknown

[porcelain-locket]

I’m a simple woman. If I see moss, I pet it.

[aviss]

One thing that pisses me off a lot is the fact that the world is not made for single people. Ignore the fact that everyone and their dogs think it's wrong not to want a partner, I'm talking about practical things.

I'm talking about rent and mortgage in a city like London with only one salary. Yes, it's exactly as hard as you can imagine. Not easy on a single salary unless you're senior management level, want to commute two hours each day, or you are lucky enough to have your landlady be your best friend. Or you don't mind living in a shoebox pretending to be a studio. Otherwise, you'll be in a shared house.

I'm talking about holiday and travel, where either you go to hostel dorms of pay double price for a room in most hotels. And there are no packages for one, or barely any, and they are in singles holidays where the objective is not so much travel but stop being single.

I'm talking about doing shopping and producing more food waste than I'm comfortable with because everything comes in bigger portions than one person can reasonably eat. Even with freezing more than half of everything there will still be something that goes off because you were too slow to eat it if you do shopping once a week. Or you have to go shopping every couple of days and eat the same those two days.

It's not enough to have all media telling you you're wrong for not wanting a relationship, the entire world will try to push you into forming one by making it too expensive to be single.

[sodalitefully]

1995 was a damn fine year for Slash.