BillCipher951

It's just me and my 5 rotating interests :)

[bobbole]

Valera Lutfullina, Racing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it is absolutely essential for you to remain cozy. cannot emphasize this enough

[meanplastic]

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[nicolethered]

FYI iPhone users!

[demonicae]

Oh... oh that's disgusting.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

For emphasis - YOU HAVE TO TURN THIS OFF FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL APP

[m-a-salter]

You can get to all these faster (marginally) by going to Settings > Siri > Apps.

[zegalba]

I-80 highway through Wyoming. nicknamed The Sisters, for the three sets of hills that create an optical illusion of the road rising into the sky

[netscaper]

[hamletthedane]

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

[cavegirlpoems]

[elliewhilliamsmustdie]

pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

[gno5i5]

Imagine the secrets the trees are keeping

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[portraitoftheoddity]

Once knew a guy from LARP who told a story about when he had first gotten his hands on chainmail and was getting used to wearing it and maintaining mobility and balance with the weight of it (it was heavy stuff). So he started wearing it under his clothes when he was out running errands and stuff to practice for when he had to wear it in mock combat.

Then one night he was coming home late and got mugged by a dude with a knife.

Apparently the look on the dude's face was amazing when he went in to gut the guy for his wallet and found out he was wearing medieval armor under his hoodie.

So, you know. Pretty good argument for wearing it under streetclothes!

[magicratfingers]

so maybe my type isn't totally unrealistic

[pararainn]

I can’t stop making low quality avatar memes

[pararainn]

I can’t stop making low quality avatar memes

[jv]

My favorite bug I’ve ever produced was when I changed something about how Tumblr shortcuts worked and made it so if you used the reblog shortcut while browsing your timeline, it would repeatedly reblog things several times per second if you kept the key pressed.

We should have left the reblog railgun as a feature.

[pisshandkerchief]

I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

[otabekisautistic]

born to have a flat chest forced to move through life with gorgeous perfect beautiful d-cups

[otabekisautistic]

my boobs are sooooo nice. i want them gone

[zsnes]

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

[chronicgoth]

Tranch

[galaxy-bath-bomb]

Tranch

[zsnes]

im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]