[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[calicotisane]

[sovietnam]

[flipchild]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[ryebreadgf]

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

[sliversoakley4]

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[dogpuppy]

[sentientsky]

it's gonna be okay (/threat)

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

[angelicdewdrop]

[diamonds-wood]