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[dreamykrimi]

I'm going to post the new chapter fic later today! My lovely spoose, who had a huge part in this process, suggested that I post the first three chapters at once. As much as I'd love to drag this out, they have a good point! The first three are very short, and I want to give you guys something substantial to thank you for waiting for me for so long.

So look forward to it! Tea at Midnight, Must be the Concussion, and Laundry Day will be posted in their newly revised form today!

I hope you can see the improvements made to it. I've grown as a writer, but I've also had some spectacular help. Thank you so much to my spoose, @toolateforcake, who was one of my OG beta readers from 2017 (more on that later), as well as my dear @bimbooboo-the-fool, who has become one of my closest friends! Both of them have been editors, hype men, enablers, and co-conspirators for me over the years, and I'm so lucky to have you in my life! This new Sweater Weather, and this new me, is in part thanks to them. 💙

[heich0e]

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life

[rongzhi]

A mating dance (?)

[pangur-and-grim]

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[lacefuneral]

[acepalindrome]

Genuinely one of the best things in fiction is letting a character have a real ugly cry. Get out of here with that ‘single silent tear’ bullshit, you cowards. I want the catharsis of an actual emotional breakdown! Make it noisy, make it wet and snotty and gross! Make it ugly and unfiltered and raw!

[kelsh]

Putting the insatiable blood lust to good use

Bonus:

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[catnippackets]

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[polyamzeal]

POLYAM POSITIVITY HELL YEAH

Wait are we allowed to use cheating memes to make polyam positivity posts now because if so I’m down to go off

YOU ARE MORE THAN REQUIRED TO

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

OK I’M GONNA GO AHEAD YALL

I MADE SUM

[lynati]

: D

POLYAM POSITIVITY MEMES ARE MY NEW LIFE SOURCE!

[eryn-n-g]

AAAAAHHH

I feel so happy!!!

That last one jdjdjdhd

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

Go Jim. Sheets are expensive to replace-especially for big beds

[enbies-and-felonies]

yES

Polyam! Positivity!

Amazing

Yessssssss

[cuspofcoffee]

This could be a freaking entire Jackbox game

[cuspofcoffee]

I cannot stop

[sex-obsessed-lesbian]

Um this is a goddam delight

[zackbuildit]

BEAUTIFUL

[bluizu]

[mindfulnesspoet]

Turning all those negative messages about deception and pain into something positive and fun: this is Supreme Meme quality posting.

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[punchesco]

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[valtsv]

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

[deathflare]

my fav two barbarian wrath screams astarion & gale

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[juno-infernal]

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

[catmask]

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

[catmask]

[catmask]

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

[indigonite]

my main criticism for Baldurs Gate 3 is that you can’t keep wreaking havoc if you accidentally polymorph into a cat