Uh.

idk what's going on either (Incorrect Quotes about Creepypasta, ROTTMNT, Regular Show, Rick and Morty & My Hero Academia)

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(Y/N): True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

Raph: Why would the movie eat my popcorn?

(Y/N): ...

Raph: Nevermind, I get it.

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Donnie: Splinter can't eat solid food for another week because of the surgery. He's very cranky about it. Do not let him lie to you.

(Y/N): Okay!

[Later]

Splinter: Arby's tonight.

(Y/N): Donnie said no solid foods.

Splinter: Narc.

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(Y/N): Back when I worked at walgreens, I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing. People would come in asking for it and I'd be like, yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard.

E.J.: (Y/N), wolfsbane is a thing and also 'eye of newt' is just the old timey way of saying mustard seed.

(Y/N): By talos this can't be happening again...

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Toby: Quick question: can I morb inside of you?

(Y/N): I'm sorry, what? Morb?

Toby: Yes.

(Y/N): I think your autism is kicking in.

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(Y/N): You're so pretty.

Bloody Painter: Are you flirting with me?

(Y/N): Yeah.

Bloody Painter: Don't ever do it again.

(Y/N): Sorry.

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Sally: u awe heweby sentenced to twendy five yeas in horny jail UWU

Jeff:

(Y/N): [Leans over] That's uh... That's federal prison.

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Splinter: I heard (Y/N) is in jail, is it true?

April: Yeah, for something they didn't do.

Splinter: Really? What?

April: They didn't run fast enough.

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(Y/N): [reaches for fries on Leo's plate]

Leo: [slides grocery divider between plates]

(Y/N): You said you didn't take that from the store.

Leo: And you said you didn't want any fries but here we are.

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(Y/N): Hey, Helen! Guess what?

Bloody Painter: What?

Kagekao: Chicken butt.

(Y/N): This was my moment. You stole everything from me, you stupid fucking mongrel. So many possibilities wasted so you could satisfy your own greed for attention you stupid bitch. I will put you in a fucking jar filled with cum and liquid panty dropper.

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Masky: I'm dying. I got food poisoning. From fucking eggs.

(Y/N): Aw... baby, you fucked eggs. You're not supposed to do that.

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(Y/N): ...And he was like, "Fuck, Marry, Kill?" And I'm just, like, "Jeff, these are all just pictures of gorillas."

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(Y/N): :(

Skips: Are you okay? What's wrong? What happened?

(Y/N): :(((

(Y/N): Promise you won't be mad?

Muscle Man: THEY JUST HIT ME WITH THEIR FREAKING CAR!