PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosimo Galluzzi
wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
Today's Document

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taylor price
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Claire Keane
Peter Solarz

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blake kathryn

oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@bipaganman
Watched The Sheep Detectives
I saw everything coming from the very start, but still broke out in tears three times!
Anyone else read this as The Mummy Came Out?
Like in are they gay? Bi? What's their pronouns?
happy pride month everyone!! i see everyone do this and i love it so i guess i’m doing it too :3
what flag did you get?
rainbow
gay
lesbian
trans
aro/ ace
intersex
genderfluid
pansexual
bisexual
non-binary
other/ none/ results
i don’t know if all these flags work and i’m also probably forgetting some and i’m so sorry about that 😞
anyways, be gay, do crime :p
The Plan
I've got a plan, it is to open up all my social media to questions and then try to respond everywhere. So you might see responses that seem more FetLife, or Facebook, or Bluesky, or TikTok But not Twitter, fuck Twitter
I'm old enough to remember when we had "dying downtown vibes"
Just thinking I might start posting again, here's a picture of my cat to gauge interest
One of those days, should I go to a kink event, bathhouse, local bar, or stay home?
Dungeon
Bathhouse
Bar
home
via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.
Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.
Denver too.
Just remember, if any law enforcement officer asks you any question
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Today's stupid idea
I've got an idea, more than happy if everyone either ignores me or tells me it's a stupid idea. But it always makes me happier if I actually put my bad ideas out there.
We should reclaim Fascist symbols!
The "tiktok ban" should scare you and here's why.
Rant made by an autistic, history-loving, chronically online American tiktok cosplayer. Please let me know if I've gotten anything wrong and I will edit the post.
Reblog to spread awareness!
There are basically no unwanted consequences of casual sex that don't also happen to people in committed relationships.
STIs happen in committed relationships. Rejection and heartbreak happen in committed relationships. Assault, rape and murder happen in committed relationships.
You don't have to have casual sex if you don't want to! I actually never have, it isn't for me. But it isn't uniquely risky or universally bad for women or whatever you may have heard. The ways to keep yourself safe during casual encounters -- using protection, having good boundaries, noping out if you get a bad vibe -- are strategies you would still need to ensure your safety in a serious relationship.
I'm just learning that apparently Americans don't know who Robbie Williams is???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ROBBIE WILLIAMS!??!?!?!
Shes the One?????? Better Man???????? Kids??? Rock DJ??? Motherfucking ANGELS!??!?!?! ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?!?!
Apparently Americans are going to see "the monkey movie" and only learning afterwards that it's a biopic based on a real life musician???? HELLO???????? HOW????
are you American and do you know who the singer Robbie Williams is (not to be confused with Robin Williams, the comedian, who is a completely different person)
I'm U.S. american and I've known about him since before the movie
I'm U.S. American and i found out about him through the movie/just recently
I'm U.S. American and I don't know who he is
I'm *not* US American and I knew about him since before the movie
I'm *not* US American and I found out about him through the movie/recently
I'm *not* USAmerican and I don't know who he is
Anyway. Here's 125,000 people singing along to Angels.
Thing is, I’m not at all surprised if Americans haven’t heard of Robbie Williams, as he’s sadly never had a hit song in their charts (to my knowledge) and they can be extremely insular culturally but in that weird way where they’re, like, surprised or almost indignant to learn something exists and is popular that they’ve never heard of? Not all of them, obviously, but enough for it to be a really Recognisable Type of American. Some of them have been carrying on as if it’s astonishing that anyone would think a movie about a pop star they don’t already know about was worth making. It’s weird. Like if they couldn’t believe there was a party they weren’t invited to.
Anyway, we don’t need them to have fun with Robbie, and it’s pretty clear from the results so far that this poll has mostly been circulating in non-USAmerican Tumblr, but I am curious to see how it will shake out.
As someone who is returning to Tumblr, I'm glad to see the Robbie Williams discourse is happening outside of TikTok.