I'm the slug your parents warned you about.

• Fucking fabulous • Shit posting • Dark humor •

[bipedal-slug]

I forgot I made a blog...

[jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams]

[bipedal-slug]

I need me some love.

[i-am-a-fish]

do you like cold soup or worm soup :)

[bipedal-slug]

I prefer worm soup.

[sparkytheandroid]

some nerd: hey whats your fursona

me:

some nerd: holy fuck shit

[bipedal-slug]

Mmm...... sexy.

[bipedal-slug]

I need to get myself a bitchin' ride.

[bipedal-slug]

I'm all out of Rootbeer milk.

[bipedal-slug]

I sat on the toilet for too long.

I can't feel my legs. 😭

[bipedal-slug]

Sometimes I leave the house and then panic, because I'm not wearing any pants. Then I remember I'm a slug and I don't wear pants.

[bipedal-slug]

So, apparently deep fried slugs are a thing?

Like, wtf you guys.

[bipedal-slug]

But Sue, what is a mashup?

[lakevida]

1. everything 2. love and slimes

[bipedal-slug]

This is 100% accurate.

[bipedal-slug]

Am I relevant? No.

Do I care? Also no.

[bipedal-slug]

I didn’t choose the slug life. The slug life chose me.