Have You Ever Wished For An Endless Night

Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight? Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself, "will it ever get better than tonight"? (Glitter in the Air by P!nk)

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[discount--dracula]

why am i on birthblr

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[woweeagenericname]

Is this how you salt a glass for making cocktails?

Sry if it is done wrong, am new to mixology.

[resurrectedteleport]

losing my shit over this

[despazito]

[thestuffedalligator]

I've been tinkering with an idea for a magic system where you need sunlight in order for your body to produce magic and I realized that I've basically invented magic vitamin D

[biphobicerasurer]

What's up bitches, I'm BACK

[beardedmrbean]

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[aangmarble]

This guy doesn’t pull any punches

[complicatedmerary]

[lachenn]

Reblogging this version instead cause ppl think this is about trashing LOK.

And it ain’t. LOK was good despite all the bullshit nickelodeon kept pulling on the creators.

[colorsofsocialjustice]

Which happened in part because the team wanted Korra and Asami to be bisexual and get together BEFORE the end of the show but that was pushed back on so much, it caused all the above mentioned issues. And this has been confirmed by the creators, so it isn’t just a guess or whatever.

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[crap-userrname16]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

girl what he do

[unflirtatious]

“this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours”

[viergacht]

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

WHAT THE FUCk

[boots-n-cats]

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

[biphobicerasurer]

Wait I'm confused. I thought that twin DNA was so similar to each others' that they can barely be differentiated? Like, so much so that if a suspect of a crime with DNA evidence avalible has a twin, the DNA cant be used as substantial evidence even if it matches, because it cant be proven that the DNA was the suspect's and not the suspect's twin's.

[theweirdwideweb]

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