Absolute Bullshit @birbgeoisie - Tumblr Blog

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

maelwife

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

frawgs

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

frawgs

expired .

morganicapples

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

secondbeatsongs

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

byjove

There was a trend in the 40s and 50s (not sure if it predates that or if there are places that still do it) where you could get your child’s baby shoes cast in bronze or dipped in bronze and use them as keepsakes or have them mounted as bookends. Better than the resin slop of the modern day in my opinion. My great grandma had my grandpa’s baby shoes made into bookends ends because she loved him very much and he was her only child and it is honestly really cute. My mom got her dad’s baby shoe bookends when she moved out and they were in my living room my entire childhood, she had explained how they were grandpa’s shoes covered in bronze and I thought that was cool.

Then I went to an art museum and saw bronze busts of people and my tiny child brain thought the person’s dismembered head and shoulders were in there…

0rln

Haha! Not where I thought this was going 😃😭🙏

poussentlesailes-deactivated202

before we have sex can you reassure me i’m the most precious thing you’ve ever seen and repeat it a thousand times please

griffonatrix

reblog to give prev a notification

pillarofawesome

sobcat

the pressure to have a fulfilling weekend hangs heavy in the friday evening air

i-fuck-audis

MY FUCKING CAR

initiala

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

initiala